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What are your Lush "Pet Peeves"?

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Quote by LOVES4PLAY
I HAD SEVERAL PET PEEVES , Took up to much of my time. Traded Them off for my new watch dog.


Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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I HAD SEVERAL PET PEEVES ,


People who type 98% of every single post they make, in all uppercase letters. Detest it almost as much as textspeak typing - on a forum board.

But what do I know, it's probably just that persons particular style shining through.
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Haven't you heard ladies??? These threads are NOT to be used for chatting back and forth to each other - that's what CHATROOMS are for!

I think someone needs to alert the forum police straight away before things gets out of hand and EVERYONE starts having TOO much fun on here. God forbid.


This is fucking hilarious. The nerve of some people. "Oh, they're having entirely too much fun with the back and forth. Time to saddle up the old high horse!"

A lush pet peeve of mine? Unnecessarily being told what to do.

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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


It wasn't stalking. We just spent the day together but only one of us was aware of it, sheesh.



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People who type 98% of every single post they make, in all uppercase letters. Detest it almost as much as textspeak typing - on a forum board.

But what do I know, it's probably just that persons particular style shining through.



When ppl write posts where U think there might be a double meaning that's an insult, but Ur never quite sure.........
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I've read all the pet peeves here and it seems that I'm the only one that's having problems with this... A lot of the women on here are wonton whores and they all treat me like I'm a piece of meat. They chat me up and make me think they like me and then they use me like a prostitute in chat rooms and cyber me until I'm exhausted and sore.

Some of them even convince me to meet them and use me sexually for their own pleasure without even thanking me. It's shameful and I'm feeling so used and unappreciated... They treat me like a piece of meat!!!

Why can't they like me for my mind... LOL

No really folks... It's only the internet... I guess if it's your only or most important life then I pity you but really... Don't let a few words and pictures on your computer/smart phone screen get you upset... Life is passing you by as you agonize over forums...

Get outside and get some fresh air... It's springtime for fuck's sake...

Oh... And if any of you hotties want to relieve my constant and undeniable sex urges please PM me with naked pics of you and your little sister and let's ... LOL
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.... ;)
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No really folks... It's only the internet... I guess if it's your only or most important life then I pity you but really... Don't let a few words and pictures on your computer/smart phone screen get you upset... Life is passing you by as you agonize over forums...

Get outside and get some fresh air... It's springtime for fuck's sake...

Oh... And if any of you hotties want to relieve my constant and undeniable sex urges please PM me with naked pics of you and your little sister and let's ... LOL



yet you are here too......
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Everything and everyone pisses me off. Yes, you: assface.

I think that about covers it. smile


Fuck you.
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Quote by LadyX


Everything and everyone pisses me off. Yes, you: assface.

I think that about covers it. smile


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Fuck you.


oooo....sexual tension

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One of my pet peeves is someone initiating a chat, having a good conversation with me and then all of a sudden just typing "lol" after everything I say. I usually just give up after that. Fuck that, man.

It also slightly irks me when someone pokes me and then messages me to say they've poked me.
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Quote by GingerKitty
One of my pet peeves is someone initiating a chat, having a good conversation with me and then all of a sudden just typing "lol" after everything I say. I usually just give up after that. Fuck that, man.

It also slightly irks me when someone pokes me and then messages me to say they've poked me.


lol

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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lol


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One of my pet peeves is people who poke me or message me or send a chat request the very moment I log on, when I just want to find a dirty story to read.

So basically I let myself get pissed off because (a) people like talking to me and (b) because people can't read my mind. Which makes me a complete idiot.

I really shouldn't post when I wake up in bed with a hangover. Though I guess that's better than waking up on the floor with a hangover.

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One of my pet peeves is people who poke me or message me or send a chat request the very moment I log on, when I just want to find a dirty story to read.

So basically I let myself get pissed off because (a) people like talking to me and (b) because people can't read my mind. Which makes me a complete idiot.

I really shouldn't post when I wake up in bed with a hangover. Though I guess that's better than waking up on the floor with a hangover.


Try clicking on 'away' or going 'invisible'.
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People who ask you to friend them, but when you go to look at their profile, everything is hidden and only their friends can see it. WTF? LOL
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Quote by LOVES4PLAY
I HAD SEVERAL PET PEEVES , Took up to much of my time. Traded Them off for my new watch dog.
I had a watchdog once, but it was always running late. Traded it off for a new cuckoo clock.
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I had a watchdog once, but it was always running late. Traded it off for a new cuckoo clock.


I had a cuckoo clock once. Traded it off for a new...wait. I suck at this game.

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I had a watchdog once, but it was always running late. Traded it off for a new cuckoo clock.
I had a cuckoo clock once. Traded it off for a new...wait. I suck at this game.


Well I'll be damned, I traded off a few more PEEVES for her Cuckoo clock, only to find it was almost as cuckoo as I am.
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When forums about pet peeves heads in a different direction......that just pisses me the hell off.
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown
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People who can't write English.
-Like if you are going to be on an English based website, know English. It's that simple. Now, I am ok if someone knows English but does not know exactly how to word stuff. I can at least figure out what is trying to be communicated.

Men who ask "Are you horny?" right off the bat.
-Hunny, get to know me first! I'm not that kind of person.
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Rude people that think I am here to fuck everyone
Assuming they will please me because they know what I want better than I do
Stalkers an mean people that are spiteful for no reason
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It's not really a lush pet peeve, rather a pet peeve when I'm on lush and see a post from Slipperywhenwet.

Here's how it goes, See post from slipperywhenwet, think of talking heads, think of Alan Bennet, then think of Thora Hird.

It really does P me off when I go from slipperywhenwet to Thora Hird...NOT GOOD. LOL
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People who play you for no good fucking reason.
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my peeve is friends who I have chatted with numerous times, all of a sudden ignore me . ok, I can take it if u do not want to talk at all. Just tell me..
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my peeve is friends who I have chatted with numerous times, all of a sudden ignore me . ok, I can take it if u do not want to talk at all. Just tell me..[/quote


Me too!!!!!

People who aren't honest

People that poke me instead of sending a message. That wolf whistle is just plain annoying

People who play games
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People who play you for no good fucking reason.



Lord, me too. I thought I was the only one!
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Last but not least guys who use female avatars. What is that all about anyway?
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Janet; in reading these posts , you are not the only one to find males lurking behind avatars portraying a female profile..irritating.
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my peeve is friends who I have chatted with numerous times, all of a sudden ignore me . ok, I can take it if u do not want to talk at all. Just tell me..


I couldn't agree more. This one is quite irritating.
"Sometimes you have to believe in someone else's belief in you before the belief in yourself kicks in" ~Les Brown