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Waffles vs the world.

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ok, you go first! (sometimes being blonde is an asset!)


No you first!

Or perhaps we should do rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first!

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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


No you first!

Or perhaps we should do rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first!


now you're just confusing me! (not that that's hard to do!). umm... we could move to Utah and be polygamists... just a thought, tho you'd have to give up caffeine and wear magic panties or something...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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now you're just confusing me! (not that that's hard to do!). umm... we could move to Utah and be polygamists... just a thought, tho you'd have to give up caffeine and wear magic panties or something...


Utah? Who the fuck moves to Utah?

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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Utah? Who the fuck moves to Utah?


well, someone has to! i hear they have nice desserts... or is that deserts... i'm not really sure...

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Quote by sprite


well, someone has to! i hear they have nice desserts... or is that deserts... i'm not really sure...


Desserts, deserts...does it matter? Who the fuck moves to Utah?

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WAFFLES!!!! Waffles at Waffle House. I like to get the All-Star Special:
Waffle, scrambled eggs, bacon, hash browns, grits, toast, about 4 bottles of syrup and pour it over everything! Yum!


Suddenly, I want to meet a girl that wears magic panties...


French Toast muthahfuckahs!!

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I go for pankakes, provided there are plenty of dressings for them.
My other online family (guild in the MMO I play) affectionately calls me the "waffle wench" and demands waffles and other household chores done as long as they aren't picking on me for being the only female raider in their predominantly male guild.

So yes, waffles over all other breakfast concoction... I know, even including not-really French, french toast. But I only go to the double-H a.k.a. Huddle House for my waffle-y goodness... come to think of it, I didn't even get waffles on my birthday when it was National Waffle Day (Aug 24) so I'm a bit behind.

But yes.. Waffles all the way! ^_^
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Desserts, deserts...does it matter? Who the fuck moves to Utah?


Good God, My head is spinning!!! oooh, it hurts. How does one, go about getting into this situation? Anyway, to answer you two, the one you mean is DESERTS and I'd imagine people moves to Utah if they live in the surrounding states or if they just wanna get away from big city life. It's happened before, I know it will happen again. I wouldn't move to Utah but I might use it as a nice place to test my future goal of being a manic pyrotechnician... I mean, fireworks safety specialist. yeah that's it.
You can keep your waffles for all I care!! they're just pockmarked pancakes anyways. Give me a pancake stuffed with fruit and covered in syrup any day! Any one who wants to argue can for all I care! no one messes with my 'cakes.