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Those T shirts that have those witty sayings..what is your favorite?

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I wear one that sez..I like coffee and maybe two other people.
"Instant Human .. Just Add Coffee"

like this tooooo ... giggles

Id buy that guy another cup of joe..
My favorite T shirt and most worn is one Milik sent me of his. Others I where, mostly have my church logo on them.
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I wear one that sez..I like coffee and maybe two other people.


That made me laugh. I should have it for grumpy days when I like coffee more than people.
I had one I bought at a bookstore that said: Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
It had attribution, but I don't remember to whom. Mark Twain, maybe?
Groucho Marx I think.
Favourite tshirt? This one (first pic is front, second is back, and yes, I have two Great Pyrenees, thus the omnipresent white hair):

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And my favourite "witty saying" tshirt is a pink 3/4 sleeve tee with "μολὼν λαβέ" emblazoned in black script across the chest.

Should note that the "witty" part of the above tshirt is the logo on the back--the thing being, although the shooting sports are predominately populated by men, women are better at them for various reasons (breath control being one), and the idea is that my competitor is BEHIND me...forced to look at that logo as he tries to speedload.
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One that I love says, "Support Search and Rescue Get Lost".

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I actually HAVE that one...to support our local SAR teams. Has the KCSAR logo on the front and that phrase on the back.



Once upon a time long ago and far away when I used to train SAR teams, I had them made up to present to the members when they received their certification.

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The ones with cartoon sharks or bears that read:

Send More Tourists
We Loved The Last Ones!
You read this shirt.....That's enough social interactin for one day.
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Groucho Marx I think.


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I believe Storm Dog and Ocean Runner are close but get no cigar for giving Mr. G. Marx credit for that dog and book quote. However, to the best of my limited knowledge, it is usually credited to another famous cigar smoker: Mark Twain.

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I need this shirt, P