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Things you should not say on a 1st date...

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nuranus
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I love what you're wearing! It's very becoming on you. Of course if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
Guest
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How much money you make?
Guest
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'Oh...you have a kid? I really should be going soon' Has happened on more than one occasion.
MrBuffalo
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Do you mind if my mom comes along?
"Being male is a matter of birth.
Being a man is a matter of age.
Being a gentleman is a matter of choice."
nichols_10
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Been getting any lately?
Unknown User
So when are we getting married..I want three kids and four cats.
simplyjohn
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so for half a lager and a bag of cheese and onion crisps are you coming back to my place for hot sex?
clum
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ChuckEPoo
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Well again depends on how date is going.

If I want it to be over quick I'll say something like, "W'ell, my parole officer said..."

My rules on a first date is to never talk politics, religion, or about an ex.

I actually had a girl say, on our first and only date, "Just so you know, I'm on the pill."

I had another say, "I want my kids to be raised Catholic."

And yet another say, "Nice car. How much do you make?"
curvygalore
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Quote by clum
"You look really familiar... have you ever done porn?"



Was cackling out loud to that one!!
Magical_felix
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'Oh...you have a kid? I really should be going soon' Has happened on more than one occasion.


Do you prefer he bangs you first then needs to get going soon?
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Quote by Magical_felix


Do you prefer he bangs you first then needs to get going soon?


Nei, I prefer he isn't too scared to be in a relationship with a woman that has a child.
Chameleongirl
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"I need to call my parole officer...", or he/she checks the cell phone too often (who are they waiting for?!) - bad signs!
Magical_felix
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Nei, I prefer he isn't too scared to be in a relationship with a woman that has a child.


And some men prefer to date women without children and the child's father lurking around. Gotta be upfront about it.
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Quote by Magical_felix


And some men prefer to date women without children and the child's father lurking around. Gotta be upfront about it.


Telling them on the first date isn't being upfront about it? I guess I need to send an email to every man in Norway just in case we ever go on a date.
Magical_felix
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Quote by ispy


Telling them on the first date isn't being upfront about it? I guess I need to send an email to every man in Norway just in case we ever go on a date.


Well, it is being upfront, you're right, but can you blame them for being honest? Many men have had a bad experience with women who have children. Just saying that a man backing out when you mention you have a kid isn't necessarily a bad thing. He may not have what it takes to date woman with a child and he wasn't a scumbag by dating you enough to try to fuck you then leaving. He admitted the child was an issue for him and let you know. It's not a bad thing really, it's honest. Does it make him weak? In some regard yes. Does it make him honest and truthful, maybe strong in his convictions? probably yes as well.
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Well, it is being upfront, you're right, but can you blame them for being honest? Many men have had a bad experience with women who have children. Just saying that a man backing out when you mention you have a kid isn't necessarily a bad thing. He may not have what it takes to date woman with a child and he wasn't a scumbag by dating you enough to try to fuck you then leaving. He admitted the child was an issue for him and let you know. It's not a bad thing really, it's honest. Does it make him weak? In some regard yes. Does it make him honest and truthful, maybe strong in his convictions? probably yes as well.


If every man could explain themself like that, instead of running away, I would have a lot more faith in men.
Magical_felix
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If every man could explain themself like that, instead of running away, I would have a lot more faith in men.


I won't disagree with you there. Many of my fellow men can be very Neanderthal like. But even if they can't explain themselves, that might be close to what they are thinking.
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Did you shower today? You would look better with a goatee...
Liz
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nuranus
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Been getting any lately?


LOL!
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I'm married, is that a problem?
petrova
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What do you like to do? (Up to you...) Guy clueless.

What movie do you like to watch? (I like to watch that.... ) Guy not convinced.

What food would you like to eat? (I want sushi.... ) Guy not really into Japanese food.

Where are we going? (Mall?....) Guy responds... why there? too many people.

...... Some men really don't know how to surprise women, or perhaps plan ahead or know what we somehow like?
I could show you INCREDIBLE things...
Sluttyredhead
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'Oh...you have a kid? I really should be going soon' Has happened on more than one occasion.


That's disappointing
Mysteria27
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I fucked your brother, is that okay?

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If you ever get pregnant dont come knocking o my door
Mysteria27
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You're kind of eating a lot....

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Mysteria27
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You'd be better looking, if you wore your hair this way....

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