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Things you should not say on a 1st date...

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I have the best cyber lover ever.
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Forgot my wallet. Will you pay?
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Look at my watch several times and say, "Wow! 7:45. It's getting late."
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I really think we should not be going out. I like your best friend.....
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Got any cash?
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The other restaurant would have been better.
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I hear you have a small penis...
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What's your credit score?
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Do you have insurance?
I could show you INCREDIBLE things...
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What do you like to do? (Up to you...) Guy clueless.

What movie do you like to watch? (I like to watch that.... ) Guy not convinced.

What food would you like to eat? (I want sushi.... ) Guy not really into Japanese food.

Where are we going? (Mall?....) Guy responds... why there? too many people.

...... Some men really don't know how to surprise women, or perhaps plan ahead or know what we somehow like?


Could just as well say that you don't seem to know what (those) guys want either


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*turns pockets inside out*

"Do you wanna see my impression of an elephant?"


Whoa, I'm gonna use that one actually. I'll wait until the inevitable zoo date though.
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Could just as well say that you don't seem to know what (those) guys want either


I forgot to put "generally".

But does my "signature" says I don't know? lol
I could show you INCREDIBLE things...
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Him: "You looked thinner & prettier online.
Me: "Well, you don't exactly look like your pic either."

True story: Waitress at a restaurant is flirting with my date right in front of me. It was our 3rd date at this point. I finally get pissed and say, loudly, "What? I am invisible?"
She takes my order and leaves. He says, "Huh, if I didn't know any better I'd say she's flirting with me."
*Face palm* However, this wasn't a complete disaster... she gave us a free dessert & I marred him a year an half later. I'm still with him.
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How many Kids will we have?
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How many would you like?
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How many would you like?



3 Rugrats. ?
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2 Boys and a Girl.
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Is your father's name Joe?
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I'm so horny right now, do you want to shag me?
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Do you like three Somes?
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Happened to me; she asked; "why aren't you wearing a wrist watch?"

I immediately got the watch out of my bag, lol

Both of us went along well though, but I didn't like that, frankly smile
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my therapist seems to think that interacting with "real" ppl will help me.

Say. Her. Name.


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"Do you press charges?"
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So when are we getting married..I want three kids and four cats.




Have we been dating the same people?
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I am sorry what is your name again? I keep confusing you with my date I had earlier today ...
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My mother tells me you were in the looney bin....?