Things you should not say on a 1st date...

15 Jul 2015

Quote by MovingOn14
I'm thinking of changing my name to Caitlyn ....

This made me laugh.....giggles...

xo

15 Jul 2015

I just robbed a bank, want to hit the next one with me?

15 Jul 2015

Quote by Mysteria27
I just robbed a bank, want to hit the next one with me?

oh yes! .. giggles.. when????????

how about .. "guess what? have been dating yr ex .. they r sooooo gorgeous!"

15 Jul 2015

"The Doctor told me there would be no lasting damage. I tell ya, that's the last time I have unprotected sex in Haiti!"

15 Jul 2015

Last weekend I went to a wedding and fucked the groom and his groomsmen.

I have another wedding this weekend.....

Regaeman Man

16 Jul 2015

Socks with sandals feel amazing.

16 Jul 2015

Do you want kids?

16 Jul 2015

Want to see a Pee Wee Herman movie?

Class of 82 - The Little Sister Halloween Party ~ My newest story preparing for the annual fraternity Halloween party.
Journey With You ~ A love poem about a full life shared.
The Game's Ultimate Prize ~ The evening begins with cocktails ... a recommended read.

17 Jul 2015

I like to go to orgies....

17 Jul 2015

Isn't this place a little cheap?

Click below to see

18 Jul 2015

Wanna see my chainsaw collection?

The Cellist: Glissando | Lush Stories

18 Jul 2015

I love u...lol

19 Jul 2015

Does this smell like chloroform to you? *offers out a hanky*

22 Jul 2015

Got any money for gas?

22 Jul 2015

Have they fixed the power cut yet? Looks like you got dressed in the dark...

23 Jul 2015

I'm thinking of being a nun....

24 Jul 2015

My mother is going to love meeting you

26 Jul 2015

we can go back to my place. my parents should be asleep by now

30 Jul 2015

I think we should get married

I'd love you to check out my latest

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/monster-sex/-summer-of-the-tentacle-.aspx

31 Jul 2015

So do you spit or swallow????

31 Jul 2015

The last time I was at this restaurant, I was still a man! d'oh!

31 Jul 2015

I'm glad you chose this high class restaurant. Fancy a nibble under the table while we're waiting?

3 Aug 2015

I have six children and dont know
Who the father is for any of them.

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

3 Aug 2015

I have six children and dont know
Who the father is for any of them.

My new Flash Fiction:

An Extraordinary Orgasm.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/an-extraordinary-orgasm-2

3 Aug 2015

Hey…wanna get a pizza and fuck.
(((Pause)))
What? You don't like pizza???

3 Aug 2015

My UTI should be all clear now.

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

4 Aug 2015

"Hi, I'm Donald Trump."

[Especially if you are, in fact, Donald Trump... but also applies if you're not...]

Don't believe everything that you read.

4 Aug 2015

I didn't know you're pregnant .... dontknow

.... oh, you're not. d'oh!

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

4 Aug 2015

They serve crabs here, I hope you don't!

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney

6 Aug 2015

I hope you're better than your sister.

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney