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Things YOU DID that NO MOTHERFUCKER would BELIEVE!!!

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sprite
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Quote by trinket

I kept my mouth closed for 4 hours today.


oh, come on - how gullible do you think we are?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Was in a plane that had an engine fire, all hands landed safely
ChuckEPoo
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I've been through so many crazy things if I said them all you'd either think I was exaggerating or that I need intervention therapy. Lol.

I was shot down in combat flying a gunship... Twice. Surfed a 30 foot wave... unsuccessfully, and was rescued by a jet ski. Survived a main chute failure in airborne training and managed to deploy the reserve. Ended up breaking my tail bone on the hard landing. Hang glided off the cliffs in Carpenteria. Flipped a jet ski. The real crazy crap I'll keep to myself.
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I've been through so many crazy things if I said them all you'd either think I was exaggerating or that I need intervention therapy. Lol.

I was shot down in combat flying a gunship... Twice. Surfed a 30 foot wave... unsuccessfully, and was rescued by a jet ski. Survived a main chute failure in airborne training and managed to deploy the reserve. Ended up breaking my tail bone on the hard landing. Hang glided off the cliffs in Carpenteria. Flipped a jet ski. The real crazy crap I'll keep to myself.


i thought you sailed gunships...? obviously, i know nothing. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i thought you sailed gunships...? obviously, i know nothing. smile
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I had warm air invert my chute as well only to have my reserve chute save me at about 1200 feet after cutting canopy away... Thanks for serving.....
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I was diagnosed terminally ill 19 years ago, but was discharged by my oncologist 5 years ago. Does that count as something I did, or is it just something that happened to me?



That counts because it's so miraculous! Congratulations :-) Everyday now is a bonus day, live life to the fullest

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I shot a man. He broke into my house.



That sucks for the both of you, but I'm glad that you came out alive :-)

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trinket
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I kept my mouth closed for 4 hours today.

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This is simply not true!

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oh, come on - how gullible do you think we are?

MOTHERFUCKERS!


I abseiled an 18 meter drop which doesn't sound very high until you're looking back over your shoulder, over the edge at a right angle to it. The FIRST time you abseil.

I hiked to Texas Caves in Queensland. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity as the caves are under Glenlyon Dam. During the drought the dam was completely empty leaving the caves accessible. Stalactites, sounds are different, lighting seems different. When down there you can see the entrances to a complete cave system. The opportunity to take a further stroll was very tempting but sanity prevailed. One of the most awesome things I've done and I'll remember the beauty of it always.

I've climbed a few mountains with a bushwalking (hiking) club. Not like rock climbing but through scrub, shallow creeks, deep rivers, Boulder hopping and swamp. The most challenging one was only 6 Km but almost vertical in some parts. The view from the summit was more than worth every broken fingernail, leach bite, bruise and every painful muscle.
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I read the ENTIRE post above me.
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Why did you take off the beautiful pictures?

And that was an awesome accomplishment.
Simmerdownchick
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Quote by trinket

MOTHERFUCKERS!


I abseiled an 18 meter drop which doesn't sound very high until you're looking back over your shoulder, over the edge at a right angle to it. The FIRST time you abseil.

I hiked to Texas Caves in Queensland. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity as the caves are under Glenlyon Dam. During the drought the dam was completely empty leaving the caves accessible. Stalactites, sounds are different, lighting seems different. When down there you can see the entrances to a complete cave system. The opportunity to take a further stroll was very tempting but sanity prevailed. One of the most awesome things I've done and I'll remember the beauty of it always.

I've climbed a few mountains with a bushwalking (hiking) club. Not like rock climbing but through scrub, shallow creeks, deep rivers, Boulder hopping and swamp. The most challenging one was only 6 Km but almost vertical in some parts. The view from the summit was more than worth every broken fingernail, leach bite, bruise and every painful muscle.



Umm, this is for purely selfish reasons, but will you please go on naked and afraid? I'd personally like to see you doing some bushwacking....?????????
Or, just talk dirty to me cuz all that sounds pretty damn sexy if you ask me!

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I love LOVE creepy pasta and yeah I totally agree with you..I once lived in a extremely haunted apartment
things would fly off the shelves, weird sounds, amongst many things yet I was more afraid to leave the apartment because of people.


I could talk with you all day about this stuff! I grew up next to a cemetery and weird shit happened all the time. It's hard to deny it when you experience things first hand. Do you listen to Be.Busta or any of those guys? Lazy Masquarade, Corpse Husband? There's a lot of em

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trinket
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Quote by Simmerdownchick



Umm, this is for purely selfish reasons, but will you please go on naked and afraid? I'd personally like to see you doing some bushwacking....?????????
Or, just talk dirty to me cuz all that sounds pretty damn sexy if you ask me!


Naked and Afraid ? There was no need for me to be naked to be afraid.

Listen to me carefully Chicken Girl, Lol bushWALKING not bushwhacking. I've never whacked a bush! I'm pretty sure I dont really want to either. Just saying.
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I didn't do this but it was done to me.

I was kidnapped when I was five years old.

My father was killed and his family then took me.
They kept me from attending his funeral.

A week later I was returned and for obvious reasons,
I no longer associate with that side of the family.

CUNTS.
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Told my boss (Employer) that her office clutter is causing me stress..... and on another occasion made her realized that she must adhere to the time given to the clients....
Nothing happened on both occasions except a stare, and a node with a smile....
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I could talk with you all day about this stuff! I grew up next to a cemetery and weird shit happened all the time. It's hard to deny it when you experience things first hand. Do you listen to Be.Busta or any of those guys? Lazy Masquarade, Corpse Husband? There's a lot of em


Corpse husband yes the others I need to check out.
I would be up for talking about this kind of thing with you all day anytime
I love old cemeteries, I had a couple I stayed the night along time ago one has got a serial killer buried in it
So it was typical to stumble into the local ghost hunters and find remnants of Ouija boards.

You seem like you would have read "Scary Stories to tell in the dark'' smile
ScreamQueen
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Quote by ThisPing4U
I didn't do this but it was done to me.

I was kidnapped when I was five years old.

My father was killed and his family then took me.
They kept me from attending his funeral.

A week later I was returned and for obvious reasons,
I no longer associate with that side of the family.

CUNTS.




There you go again with that word lol smile
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The following list starts from most believable to most unbelievable.
1. I am the man who has invented time travel. In the time I was originally born I was able to see our fate. The best and brightest came together and made it so we were able to sent me sent back in time and be born in a timeline where time travel is not a reality in order to maybe change our fate.
2. I am the man to invented true A.I. Or as it is called my time Synthetic intelligence or non-natural occurring intelligence.
3. I fought a 12 foot grizzly to the death with a switch.
4. I've crushed a man's wrist with my hand.
5. I've fucked some of the most beautiful women on the planet and they liked it--a lot.
Simmerdownchick
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Quote by vanessa26


Corpse husband yes the others I need to check out.
I would be up for talking about this kind of thing with you all day anytime
I love old cemeteries, I had a couple I stayed the night along time ago one has got a serial killer buried in it
So it was typical to stumble into the local ghost hunters and find remnants of Ouija boards.

You seem like you would have read "Scary Stories to tell in the dark'' smile




No, I will check that out though. Yeah, Corpse Husband is great, love his voice but he waits so long between stories. Be.Busta is my personal favorite, but I also love Phantom Librarian, Mr. Midnight, etc. Really, any of the 'Let's not Meet' stories from Reddit.

I just remembered one more thing that I did. When I was a kid, maybe 7 or 8, I went to a sleepover with a bunch of friends and we played "Light as a feather, stiff as a board", and it worked. We lifted our friend off of the ground at least a foot before she got freaked and screamed at us to let her down. There were 5 of us using only 2 fingers on each hand. One at her head, 2 on either side at her shoulders, waist, hip and legs.

Ouija boards have always given me results. They are freaky....

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
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Back in the 80s and 90s. I lent Brandie (NOLAHotGal) my sub to another Dom, knowing he was going to enter her into an auction. This auction was to raise money for two children's charities that was very dear to us both. All the money bid, plus other donations went to the 2 charities 50 50. At the first auction there was 20 some odd subs to be auctioned. Each sub had to fill out an application and it had listed the things she or he would and would not do along with their standard safe works.

We participated twice a year for at least 10 years. I was very proud of Brandie, as she brought in the 3rd highest bid at her first auction. The same Dom won her each time except the few times he was not there. Over the years the Dom and sub participants more than doubled. Brandie was always in the top 5. A few of the events after her regular bidding Dom missed the event he won her with the highest bid.

Nawty
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
I've been through so many crazy things if I said them all you'd either think I was exaggerating or that I need intervention therapy. Lol.

I was shot down in combat flying a gunship... Twice. Surfed a 30 foot wave... unsuccessfully, and was rescued by a jet ski. Survived a main chute failure in airborne training and managed to deploy the reserve. Ended up breaking my tail bone on the hard landing. Hang glided off the cliffs in Carpenteria. Flipped a jet ski. The real crazy crap I'll keep to myself.


The 4 point landing done the hard way..OUCH...23 milometor coming at ya looks as big as basketballs...been there...lucky they missed...
Simmerdownchick
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Quote by ThisPing4U
I didn't do this but it was done to me.

I was kidnapped when I was five years old.

My father was killed and his family then took me.
They kept me from attending his funeral.

A week later I was returned and for obvious reasons,
I no longer associate with that side of the family.

CUNTS.



Wow, that is MESSED UP

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Verbal
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Quote by Simmerdownchick




No, I will check that out though. Yeah, Corpse Husband is great, love his voice but he waits so long between stories. Be.Busta is my personal favorite, but I also love Phantom Librarian, Mr. Midnight, etc. Really, any of the 'Let's not Meet' stories from Reddit.

I just remembered one more thing that I did. When I was a kid, maybe 7 or 8, I went to a sleepover with a bunch of friends and we played "Light as a feather, stiff as a board", and it worked. We lifted our friend off of the ground at least a foot before she got freaked and screamed at us to let her down. There were 5 of us using only 2 fingers on each hand. One at her head, 2 on either side at her shoulders, waist, hip and legs.

Ouija boards have always given me results. They are freaky....


I will never play with a Ouija board. Nor will I say Bloody Mary into a mirror five times (though I did write a story about it once). And the new craze sweeping the pre-teen demographic: Charlie, Charlie? Just a dumbed down Ouija board.

I tell my daughters to NEVER play with/do these things. So, of course, it is almost guaranteed that they will.



I have slept in a haunted house. I said out loud in the room, before I went to sleep, that if there was a ghost tere I would like them to show themselves. The next morning when I woke up there was a bird in the room. It wasn't like a ghost bird or anything. But it was still pretty freaky.
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Quote by Verbal


I will never play with a Ouija board. Nor will I say Bloody Mary into a mirror five times (though I did write a story about it once). And the new craze sweeping the pre-teen demographic: Charlie, Charlie? Just a dumbed down Ouija board.

I tell my daughters to NEVER play with/do these things. So, of course, it is almost guaranteed that they will.



I have slept in a haunted house. I said out loud in the room, before I went to sleep, that if there was a ghost tere I would like them to show themselves. The next morning when I woke up there was a bird in the room. It wasn't like a ghost bird or anything. But it was still pretty freaky.


I do believe something was answering you. I've had an experience involving birds once, after my grand mother passed away. Trip...

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Verbal
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Quote by Simmerdownchick


I do believe something was answering you. I've had an experience involving birds once, after my grand mother passed away. Trip...


Some birds--sparrows, crows, ravens--are said to be psychopomps (cool word!), spirits that guide the dead from one world to the next. There is a great scene in Stephen King's The Dark Half involving them.

The bird wasn't scary at all. Kind of comforting, actually.
HeraTeleia
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I don't believe in the existence of anything supernatural, up to and including the existence of G-d. What I do have is faith in the existence of a G-d, and in the existence of an afterlife. It's a nuanced difference.

Anyway. I grew up in a century-plus old house. At night, there were all kinds of noises, especially from the basement, but old houses make noise--flooring cools and contracts, the 1912 boiler (yes, it had radiators for heat) sighs, vast staircases seem to stretch after a day of being trod upon. No big deal.

For Christmas one year, I must've been about 4, my parents gave me one of those "My Size" Raggedy Ann dolls. Even at age 4, I really wasn't much into dolls, more into books and, as there were exactly zero girls my age in a six block radius, doing "boy" stuff. Climbing trees, building forts, having neighbourhood-wide rubber band gun wars that lasted for weeks, playing HORSE, brawling over whatever--and I didn't get a free pass for being a girl. So Raggedy Ann ended up in a box in the basement almost immediately.

Next Christmas, my mother brought Raggedy Ann up and put her in my room to make space for gift wrap in the basement. Now, the next part is what my Grammie and mother have told me about what happened; I barely remember anything.

My younger brother and my father had gone out, and I was alone upstairs in my room. My Grammie came up the stairs to the linen closet in the corridor leading to the bedrooms. She heard me talking. My bedroom door was closed, which was unusual, since I had a totally irrational belief that if I closed the door, the monsters would come out of the closet (no, seriously...huge closet with its own window, that monster thing stuck with me until I left home).

So, she goes to my room, opens the door, asked me what I was doing,and I said, "Shsh, Ann's talking, you're interrupting, Mum says not to interrupt." And then I turned back to "Ann" and apparently seemed to be answering a question.

My grandmother, being a sensible sort of woman, backed out of the room and returned with the Bible which accompanied her everywhere. She put the Bible on the bed, whereupon I started screaming about how "that book" "makes Ann feel angry and sick". Again, I don't remember much, but I do remember the Bible and yelling at my Grammie, which I had never done before nor since.

End result was my grandmother grabbing the doll and the Bible, tossing the doll into one of the many fireplaces in my house while reading verses from the New Testament.

I never did have another doll.
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