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Things said to you, which make you cringe
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Loislane
My bosses favourite to patronize me is 'in my humble opinion you should do this this and this(insert lame ass idea here)'..there is nothing humble about it
Well, in MY humble opinion, you should tell your boss to stick HIS humble opinion where the sun don't shine...
Quote by MrNudiePantsQuote by Loislane
My bosses favourite to patronize me is 'in my humble opinion you should do this this and this(insert lame ass idea here)'..there is nothing humble about it
Well, in MY humble opinion, you should tell your boss to stick HIS humble opinion where the sun don't shine...
I have few more with mrriage proposals but none of was bad as my first post.
Couple of guys were after a one month of 'dating' assumed that it's time to step up in 'relationship' with words..
"after we are merried we will.." nope those guys never asked if I want to marry them they just assumed that I will be flattered or something..
Couple of guys were after a one month of 'dating' assumed that it's time to step up in 'relationship' with words..
"after we are merried we will.." nope those guys never asked if I want to marry them they just assumed that I will be flattered or something..
Quote by MrNudiePantsQuote by Loislane
My bosses favourite to patronize me is 'in my humble opinion you should do this this and this(insert lame ass idea here)'..there is nothing humble about it
Well, in MY humble opinion, you should tell your boss to stick HIS humble opinion where the sun don't shine...
(giggles)...
Active Ink Slinger
HIM: "Can we just not use a condom. I'll be careful and pull out?"
ME: "Have you been checked?"
HIM: "What?"
ME: "As in have you been checked for STDs?"
HIM: "What's an STD?" I am patient. English wasn't his first language.
ME: "A sexually transmitted disease."
HIM: "Hmm?"
ME: "Just keep the fucking condom on, or I am going to leave."
ME: "Have you been checked?"
HIM: "What?"
ME: "As in have you been checked for STDs?"
HIM: "What's an STD?" I am patient. English wasn't his first language.
ME: "A sexually transmitted disease."
HIM: "Hmm?"
ME: "Just keep the fucking condom on, or I am going to leave."
Active Ink Slinger
I have had a few people tell me they love me after knowing me for less than 24 hours. The above guy is one who I am now hiding from. He told me he is coming to visit me for a couple of weeks.
Active Ink Slinger
Truly, this is a great thread. Never laughed so much, and many of the 'lines' are so familiar to me. I no longer feel alone.
To understand the worst cringe I ever had meted out upon me you need a little background - and this was a looo-ong time ago.
My first ever serious girlfriend, Caroline, met my folks (they adored her) and everything, but the time was not right to settle down - too young, too horny etc. We break up, I move overseas and move on.
SEVEN years later I fly my Mom out to meet my then fiance, Lynne (now my wife). The intros go well, all is going swimmingly when, out of the blue, in front of Lynne, Mom asks, all innocent like,"So, do you still hear much from Caroline?"
I still have nightmares about that moment.
To understand the worst cringe I ever had meted out upon me you need a little background - and this was a looo-ong time ago.
My first ever serious girlfriend, Caroline, met my folks (they adored her) and everything, but the time was not right to settle down - too young, too horny etc. We break up, I move overseas and move on.
SEVEN years later I fly my Mom out to meet my then fiance, Lynne (now my wife). The intros go well, all is going swimmingly when, out of the blue, in front of Lynne, Mom asks, all innocent like,"So, do you still hear much from Caroline?"
I still have nightmares about that moment.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Years ago an ex and I broke up for whatever reason nothing to important. When we got back together which was only a week or so later we were about to have the famous make up sex when he looked at me and said " Just so you know I slept with your sister when we were seperated." I almost barfed lol I still cringe to this day *shutter* What an ass.lol.
Constant Gardener
"I would love for you to treat me as your urinal."
"Human urine is very sterile and clean."
"Human urine is very sterile and clean."
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Alpha Blonde
"You have it all wrong... You see, that girl that just tried to run us over in the street with her SUV is my ex-girlfriend ... she's crazy."
... As it turned out, she was his "ex"-girlfriend of only 2 hours, and had yet to move her things out of his house at the time of our "date".
... As it turned out, she was his "ex"-girlfriend of only 2 hours, and had yet to move her things out of his house at the time of our "date".
Her Royal Spriteness
Everytime i get asked when i'm going to settle down and have a normal life - excuse me, i've been living with the same woman for 3 years now and she treats me 10 times better then any of my previous boyfriends ever did.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Active Ink Slinger
Guy: Your not trying to avoid me right?
Me: No of course not I've been busy
Guy: Why dont you and me get busy
Bottom line I was definitely try to avoid him and ultimately avoid getting anywhere close to getting wtih him.
Me: No of course not I've been busy
Guy: Why dont you and me get busy
Bottom line I was definitely try to avoid him and ultimately avoid getting anywhere close to getting wtih him.
Advanced Wordsmith
"I got your three invites to be a friend. I don't typically accept new friends unless I have their email address"
You know who you are.
Great thread by the way.
You know who you are.
Great thread by the way.
May your orgasms be multiple.
Charlese Le'Push
Charlese Le'Push
Quote by Dancing_Doll
on the SECOND date:
"I hope you don't mind, but I invited my parents to have lunch with us. I wanted to introduce you to them".
I then went back to his house and found a picture of me, framed, and sitting on his fireplace mantle. Again... this was our second date. I had to pick my jaw up off the ground.
Little sister that is your fault, if your were not so beautiful and presented yourself the way you do, then every guy would dream of having you. Our at least make his parents think he could have someone like your.
Active Ink Slinger
"I couldn't go out with you, you're my best friend."
Constant Gardener
"You didn't just cum, did you?"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I was out on a date not that long ago. The guy is a few years younger than myself (not 20 years younger!). We are discussing how difficult it is to date in Vancouver (which legend has it, the women are gorgeous but expect to be sponsored; the men dress well, and are very much overextended in their credit - just check out their cars!)
Anyways ... this guy says why he dates older women is because us older women with either split the bill, or pay for it. I was like ... "what? laughing" ... then he says this:
"Well, it's not like you are in your early thirties - you are past your prime. Older women like the attention, even if they have to pay for it."
Being the normally gracious person in this type of thing, I smile and let it go. Then he wanted to take me home for a fuck ... I mean ... really???
(No I did not go home with him, nor did I pay the bill - fuck that noise!)
Van
Anyways ... this guy says why he dates older women is because us older women with either split the bill, or pay for it. I was like ... "what? laughing" ... then he says this:
"Well, it's not like you are in your early thirties - you are past your prime. Older women like the attention, even if they have to pay for it."
Being the normally gracious person in this type of thing, I smile and let it go. Then he wanted to take me home for a fuck ... I mean ... really???
(No I did not go home with him, nor did I pay the bill - fuck that noise!)
Van
Flirtatiously Fluttering
When someone starts the sentence with "now don't take this personally...." and then criticizes something you said or did.....how is that not personal if you are saying it to me and its about me?????
Active Ink Slinger
On my first (and last) date with a doctor...
Him: Can I see your pussy?
Me: NO
Him: It's okay. I'm a doctor.
Him: Can I see your pussy?
Me: NO
Him: It's okay. I'm a doctor.
Quote by SweetPenny
On my first (and last) date with a doctor...
Him: Can I see your pussy?
Me: NO
Him: It's okay. I'm a doctor.
oh, I am so with you on that one, sister! kinda creeps me out thinking about any male doctor I've had to see (for medical purposes - just clarifying!) .... yuck!!
Van