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Things Everyone But You Have Done...

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I've NEVER had surgery and I've never BROKEN a bone...

xx SF
Mysteria27
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I have never spoken a foreign language other then English.
Beffer
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Quote by stephanie


I have never been married!

xx SF


ditto
HeraTeleia
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I feel like saying pretty much everything, compared to my peers here on Lush...but I've been married, broken bones, given birth, definitely spoken foreign languages (Spanish, French, Farsi), travelled, etc., so maybe not so much.

Steph, I absolutely cannot believe that you've not broken a bone or six. That was surprising.
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Mysteria27
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I have never stayed on a farm.

Never milked a cow
Gathered eggs

Or anything like that
Mysteria27
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I have never went skiing ever in my life.
curvygalore
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I have never watched The Sound of Music. Really.
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I have never watched The Sound of Music. Really.




That's easy...go rent it....giggles....hahhaha

xo
Just_A_Guy_You_Know
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I've never picked anyone up, and I've never gone on a typical first date.

All the women I've been involved with started as friends and developed into something more.

Don't believe everything that you read.
HotWife4U
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I have never been drunk. Smoked cigarettes or pot, or have done drugs. I am high on life. The list is long of things I have not done but it's getting shorter after last night.
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Quote by curvygalore
I have never watched The Sound of Music. Really.


You had to be there BUT...


The only time I watched 'THE SOUND OF MUSIC' was with a bunch of Gay Mates at an open-air screening in Dublin's Meeting House Square...

Just before she goes into her, "THE HILLS ARE ALIVE..." bit, one of my mates SCREAMS out, "SING IT JULIE YOU FUCK!!!"

The ENTIRE audience collapsed laughing!!!

xx SF

DO YOU KNOW WHAT??? He DIDN'T!!! He screamed, "SING IT SISTER!!!"

(Let's get it RIGHT!!!)

I'm OLD my memory's going...
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Steph, I absolutely cannot believe that you've not broken a bone or six. That was surprising.


Seriously... ALTHOUGH, and this is a true story...

When I lived in GREECE my Irish GF came out to visit. (She brought some hash, which I smoked then, and we had a bit of a time celebrating her arrival...) This was ON THE DAY she arrived... Walking back to my APT, we climbed the stairs and, (It's GREECE) the stairway gave way and I PLUMMETED two stories down... CRACKED two ribs... TOTALLY UNABLE TO FUCK HER for the TWO WEEKS she was there...

No. It didn't last.

xx SF
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I've never done illegal drugs or smoked weed (since it's slowly becoming legal I better separate it.)
I've never been to Canada, yet I'm married to a Canadian.
I've never broken a bone that I know of.
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I have never done recreational drugs.
I have never been to Mandalay.
I have never shied away from my dark writing.
I have never kissed a horse.
I have never been 'knock-down drunk.
I have sinned unless consensual.
I have never failed to treat my mom with respect.
I have never learn to punctuate.
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Adding to a few here:

I've never broken a bone.
I've never even seen a recreational drug, that I am aware of.
I've never smoked anything, period.
I've never tried an energy drink or had any No Doz.
I've never watched the Sound of Music all the way through. I've seen a few scenes.
I've never ridden a horse, even though I'm from Texas and there is a sterotype.
I've never been arrested.
I've never been skiing, snow or water.
I've never had a Facebook account.
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In my case is much easy to say what I have done that what I haven't.
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Quote by Mysteria27




That's easy...go rent it....giggles....hahhaha

xo


It would also mean committing suicide so I wouldn't dare.
Jack_42
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I've never watched a full episode of Game of Thrones and have no intention of every doing so.
Beffer
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I've never eaten at McDonald's
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I have never watched grass grow
or even fireflies smoke
I have never scratched my windshield
or hammered nail upside down
I have never dried a tree
or flossed a canine's tooth
but I think I will chew
if I had some teeth
Mysteria27
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I have never eaten Thai food.
Mysteria27
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I also have never watched the game of thrones....
MorePleasin
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Never had a threesome. Oh well....
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt" - Mark Twain (or Lincoln, or Confucius, or...)
BradCarpenter
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I've never had sex with a woman that I didn't marry.
Any wonder why I hang out here?
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I have never been divorced
Mysteria27
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I have never been divorced

I have never lived in my own apartment by myself. I lived in one with my husband

I have never been to Hawaii

I have never had a pet (due to allergies)

I have never went to a nude beach only a topless one out of the country
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I have never been to Iceland
My Karma just ran over your Dogma