Shit, I'll pay her $1000 for a week's worth of... ahem... "work." Good deal for her. She'll actually be "working" maybe an hour. Hour and a half, tops.
you're havin fun with everyone aint ya
Go to the Dubai desert and open up a lemonade stand beside an oasis naked. If that doesn't work, sell yourself instead to the Sheik who puts in the highest bid.
My oven needs cleaned. Worse job in the house in my opinion. I'd pay a fifty spot to get it cleaned.
If you aren't repulsed by dwarves and you're kinda open minded, and you don't mind wearing a 'Snow White' costume and being filmed..... I think I can help..... Two days work, three grand???? PM Me?
xx SF
(With a possibility of another couple of days on the 'Sinderella' project..... Just two grand for that one though as we can do that in a day. Oral/Anal/ straight sex with the Handsome Prince, a little lesbian with the Ugly Sisters....)
I'll need to know your shoe size also......
I would definately talk to him about a payment plan. Most normal and understand people would accept this. If not then he really is a Jerk.
Like one of the other posters said. "small claims court would also settle the manner with you making payment arrangements"
Wish you luck!