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...I hear you bro...those are tough ones...but you're doing really good!
I think you're almost ready for big boy words...like airplane...and continent.
...can you spell that? continent...it's okay...sound it out




Thanks mate. So you parents are divorced? What happened? ( I didnt see any info about it on your profile, and since you explain there all your life with detail, I guess you should cover all the missing gaps)



I'm all ears
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yeah...that's a long story, which is none of your fucking business...now run along and let the grown ups talk
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yeah...that's a long story, which is none of your fucking business...now run along and let the grown ups talk




Opssss, looks like somebody lost his cool? *surprised* Lol.

Dude...thanks for the fun. Stick around, Lush needs people like you.


PS. And remember: use some protection next time you do some cybersex, I dont wanne see you conned or something.
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...I never lose my cool, bro...I just set it down for a minute sometimes.
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...I never lose my cool, bro...I just set it down for a minute sometimes.




Okay bro. I got to go now bro. It was nice chatting, bro. Peace.
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No bro, it wasn't nice chatting...
We're not buddies now...
You have some fucking nerve joking about my parents divorce and then trying to be my friend...
As far as i'm concerned you're a piece of shit, and I hope you step on a land mine
The world needs less people like you...
Peace yourself
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(picks cool back up and brushes it off)
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Quote by SousChef78
No bro, it wasn't nice chatting...
We're not buddies now...
You have some fucking nerve joking about my parents divorce and then trying to be my friend...
As far as i'm concerned you're a piece of shit, and I hope you step on a land mine
The world needs less people like you...
Peace yourself




Ok bro, see you around bro. Take care bro. Brothers all the way!!
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Are you for real? I mean, it's a bit funny to get advise on "life matters", from a guy who posts a thread asking if he's been stinged by some conman after some cyber sex just because the person vanished.


Funniest thing I've read in a while, I think Javier makes a good point here.

And english is your second or third language right Javier? Can't fault the guy on spelling...
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Funniest thing I've read in a while, I think Javier makes a good point here.

And english is your second or third language right Javier? Can't fault the guy on spelling...



Yes, Felix, it's funny when things got so intense and crazy...stressing the word crazy,lol.
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You know what here is too much testosterone ..so boys step outside, all of you. Go get a beer, do some sports..you are way too much infront of the computer..


*walking away and talking to myself* -where is the police when you need it-
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My cousin he is a progammer analist. He handles my system at the office and my home computer, he says this can be used to hack into you computer while you are busy chatting, I don't know I don't chat. He gave me an explanation, it went ten feet above my head, I am an accountant not a programmer.
Bye Fran 26


There is no way for someone to "hack" your computer whilst surfing on Lush. You would need to be directed to a malicious site for any of that nasty business to occur.

Judging by the message I receive when someone removes their account, most likely they have either discovered god, or a partner has found out their Lush secret.




What if both God and their partner found out about Lush...wow, now this is getting really heavy...

Of all the reasons for deleting an account, I never thought of the discovering God thing...
I mean, what you're saying is that that hot babe I was cybering with may have left Lush to join the convent???

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Cybering does not work unless you are damn sure she is a girl or she has a cam
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Sigh.


I hear ya!



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Quote by SousChef78
No bro, it wasn't nice chatting...
We're not buddies now...
You have some fucking nerve joking about my parents divorce and then trying to be my friend...
As far as i'm concerned you're a piece of shit, and I hope you step on a land mine
The world needs less people like you...
Peace yourself



Did I really just read what I thought I just read? You've got to be fucking kidding me ...


(picks cool back up and brushes it off)



Sorry, dude, but anybody who wishes the aforementioned kind of shit on anybody, for any reason, has no cool to pick up and brush off. None whatsoever. That's just totally despicable.
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Our friend SousChef78 is having a 2 week vacation, courtesy of lush. Not cool.
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Quote by SousChef78
No bro, it wasn't nice chatting...
We're not buddies now...
You have some fucking nerve joking about my parents divorce and then trying to be my friend...
As far as i'm concerned you're a piece of shit, and I hope you step on a land mine
The world needs less people like you...
Peaces yourself



Did I really just read what I thought I just read? You've got to be fucking kidding me ...



He thought I am a soldier just because I am in a soldier uniform in my avatar. I am not a soldier, that picture was taken the day of my graduation in the military service, August 1998. Back then military service was compulsory in Spain, fortunately a few years later the army became professional, and military service ended.


Now, land mines. I am not an expert on the subject, but I think 99.9 per cent of victims of land mines are civilians, especially children who get baited by toy-shaped mines.


Very sick and twisted stuff indeed, so I guess our friend here didnt really think what he said.
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I find grown men throwing barbs and such at each other, like these two, are very immature.

Someone (either of you) should figure out how to become a mature respectable person.

You don't like each other .... so don't visit the same threads ...



wow (and not a good wow)

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Entertaining thread... people, you gotta love 'em.
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That's pretty funny.

You even got Van to give you the ol' Condescending-Coffee LOL. Nice!

I mean.....

bad! Let's be civilized. Here' have some more C-C

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jeez, if more people could act like me... *sticks finger up nose and giggles*

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I find grown men throwing barbs and such at each other, like these two, are very immature.

Someone (either of you) should figure out how to become a mature respectable person.

You don't like each other .... so don't visit the same threads




Wow, you know what people I like or dislike? When did you start having mind powers? So if you are so good reading minds, I guess you already know what I think about you, huh?



*rhetorical question*
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Quote by VanGogh
I find grown men throwing barbs and such at each other, like these two, are very immature.

Someone (either of you) should figure out how to become a mature respectable person.

You don't like each other .... so don't visit the same threads




Wow, you know what people I like or dislike? When did you start having mind powers? So if you are so good reading minds, I guess you already know what I think about you, huh?



*rhetorical question*


I really didn't want to respond to this, VanGogh is more than capable deffending herself, but this is just not one of those days for me to be quiet


Seriously you are getting on my nerves, a lot! Stop mocking at people and stop being provocative withouth an ounce of inteligence. New guy made this thread because he needed answer and help from people who are longer on this site, you, if I remember correctly, did respond and 'helped' him, however your post about "why is she ignnoring me" started all this fuss.
Lets say Christmas came early to you, begin with new years resolutions and if you don't have any allow me to fill that paper. Stop whining at forums (not attractive at all), stop mocking at people specialy at girls, because from now on I will be in your face.. ok? Relax, have fun, go outside, have some wild sex...get drunk... something Javier
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New guy made this thread because he needed answer and help from people who are longer on this site, you, if I remember correctly did respond and 'helped' him, however your post about "why is she ignnoring me" started all this fuss.



What fuss? Some lighthearted cyberdrama, not a big deal. But you are right, this is my last post on this thread, it's getting too sticky.

Peace.
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If you need a friend to talk to, you can PM me Javier..

..no, not all of you with problems
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Quote by VanGogh
I find grown men throwing barbs and such at each other, like these two, are very immature.

Someone (either of you) should figure out how to become a mature respectable person.

You don't like each other .... so don't visit the same threads


Wow, you know what people I like or dislike? When did you start having mind powers? So if you are so good reading minds, I guess you already know what I think about you, huh?

*rhetorical question*


OOOH!! You LIKE SousChef78??? Fuck, I soooo read this whole entire thread incorrectly!
You have a funny way of showing love and affection, Javier.

Thanks for clearing the air on your "Some lighthearted cyberdrama, not a big deal."

Hahahaha .... omg .... laughing hard! Thanks for liking me as well!!!



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A friend asked me to explain what ruthless means, so after I googled the definition, I told her that it means "showing a lack of pity or compassion for others"...

I have a ruthless side...it is very hard to get me really angry...i feel a lot of things every day, but anger is not usually one of them...i will banter back and forth with the best of them...I was doing just that with old Javier, up until my last post...There are lines that I expect sane people not to cross without expecting to face repercussions, and he crossed one of them, and I was ruthless...just like I would have been in real life...You say that I was despicable...you don't know the half of it...all i did here was write some bad words...if he had been in the same room with me, and mockingly said a single word about my parent's divorce, which is deeply personal to me, I would have beat the shit out of him...that is a line that you do not cross...you have probably guessed by now that this is not an apology to Javier...

Nicola, I am sorry...I broke your rules...I should have restrained myself, out of respect to you, and the people who run this site with you, but I didn't, and I'm sorry..it will not happen again...

Those of you who judge me, however, for being ruthless, are wasting your time...it is a quality that has served me well, and one that I am extremely proud of...I expect a certain level of humanity from the people that I talk to, and if they prove, by crossing lines of acceptable behavior, that they haven't attained that level, then I will not show compassion that hasn't been earned or pity that isn't deserved...

...any of you who have read any of the things that I have written know that ruthlessness is not my only quality...i actually have three...but it is one of them...

Ted