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Who controls the main television remote?

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The man (9 votes) 53%
The woman (8 votes) 47%
Both, equally (5 votes) 29%
The kids (1 vote) 6%
Nobody-have no TV/remote (1 vote) 6%
Ongoing battle but I will win (6 votes) 35%
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Who controls the main television's remote at your home?
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my aunt --> does that count as the woman?
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Its an ongoing battle around here but I usually win because the fuse box is in MY laundry room.
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I do. He says he doesn't care but, if I hit on something he doesn't like he'll bitch until I change. LOL
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I'm confused. I thought it was normal to have the remote surgically implanted when you bought your new HD TV?
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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yeah its controlled by Mein Fuhrer the Remote nazi(or my OH) lol...
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I get the remote. If she doesn't like what I'm watching, she bitches about it and makes comments at the screen. I keep rewinding it until she says something like "you're so juvenile" and goes to read her book.
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Both of us control the remote in our house, but when there's football on TV I've got no hope of getting it off him.
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You see, we bought all the stuff together, so it'd be a fair split, BUT....I bought that fancy all in one remote, so it's all mine......muhahahahaha! He got kind of pissed when he changed the channel using the cable remote, and I changed it right back using the all in one...we battled a bit over it, but I fixed it by taking all the batteries out of the other remotes....he surrendered at that point.
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Quote by Lisa
Both of us control the remote in our house, but when there's football on TV I've got no hope of getting it off him.


See? I need more of Lisa's attitude in my house when the footiie is on. Lisa, call my wife and explain da rules!!
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Sorry mercian, I think it only works with American Football.
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Quote by mercianknight
Quote by Lisa
Both of us control the remote in our house, but when there's football on TV I've got no hope of getting it off him.


See? I need more of Lisa's attitude in my house when the footiie is on. Lisa, call my wife and explain da rules!!


I thought those rules applied in everyone's house!
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I don't watch TV ... so makes no matter to me. I let the menfolk of the house battle it out.
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Depends who has something on that is important to them. Example. New episode of your favorite show or new movie on TV is over re-runs or shows that have no point.
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Hubby. He can have it too - I'm not a big tv fan. I rather read.
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Why fight over TV anyway when you can be out with real people having fun with out comercials.
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Or pop in a DVD or Blu Ray.
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Me!! Because I am the only one that changes it away from the newssmile
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Quote by castlequeen
You see, we bought all the stuff together, so it'd be a fair split, BUT....I bought that fancy all in one remote, so it's all mine......muhahahahaha! He got kind of pissed when he changed the channel using the cable remote, and I changed it right back using the all in one...we battled a bit over it, but I fixed it by taking all the batteries out of the other remotes....he surrendered at that point.


Thats evil...