I’m the first person you'll see after saying “hold my beer and watch this!!” I’m the person who will wake you up, just to give you a sleeping pill and check you’re OK! I also get paid to stab people with really sharp objects.
I go to the Gym every day...I stand, look and wonder why are they all sweaty, what it's all about? Then I think about how can I get more to use the gym equipment, then I break out in a sweat. Such things weigh heavy on my mind.
Life is not a rehearsal!! Primarily, I’m a domestic engineer and a child development associate. I’m commander in charge of tantrum management, homemaker by day, goddess by night. Other duties include household coordination, never ending laundry, head cook and bottle washer!
How wonderful life is while you're in the world Have you ever seen a certain 1990's kids movies, A Bugs Life? There is a scene where the ants are marching along their scent trail carrying seeds and leaf falls blocking the route. All the ants start to panic because they don't know what to do. An ant who is their foreman calms them and helps them around the leaf until they regain the scent trail. The ants are once again peaceful and happy marching along back to their home.
That's what I do all day. I tell people to move around the leaf.
Mostly, I deal with those who do things, either bad or without proper thought, and clean up the messes they cause. They rely upon me to be the vault of their sins and secrets.
Sometimes, the rare few, sometimes I'm asked for a consult before they act and they sometimes listen.
I am the cleaner
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
I spent hours carefully writing instructions to tell people how to make things work, then get called when they can't make things work because they didn't read the instructions.
I also get paid to write strange symbols that appear in different colours, and every so often go through the text looking to change symbols or add new ones.
Sometimes I get a pat on the back, a relieved smile from my boss and celebrate with a bourbon cream and tea.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.
I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright
I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
I fall asleep at the keyboard no matter where I am, or what I am supposed to be doing on line.
Listen to sexy singers like Lana del Ray or Andrea Motis.
This time of year I enjoy the blossoms of my dogwood trees and my single pear tree.
Answer the phone to see who wants money today. They give me their donation levels. I wonder how they tell me what acceptable donations are!
this and that, with multiple screens, throughout strange hours of the day, due to international / time zones.
I work in a bakery as shop assistant. but I'm looking for another place.
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YOU CAN'T LET ANYONE COME IN BETWEEN YOU AND THE THINGS YOU'RE PASSIONATE ABOUT IN THIS LIFE, OR IT AIN'T WORTH LIVING.
Voice Actived Ink Slinger
I fit a rubber bag into a metal cavity, then attatch a pump and metal pipes to it.. Job done
Force all the kids who live nearby into a room and tell them about my interests.
I solve the problems that I've trained other people to solve when I've apparently not trained them well enough.
I make picture pages that advertise products and services on the world pipe that people can see through the screens with the click-clackers.
I make people write about pretty pictures and things that look nice
2 competition winning stories, 1 Famous story, a smattering of Editor's Picks, a handful of Recommended Reads and one Clitorides award are scattered amongst my stories.
One of a handful of writers to get the Omnium badge for writing in every category
For a book club with a difference... try this lesbian romp
I am a tech reviewer and usually reviews different tech gadgets including, earbuds, headphones, [url=]usb headsets[/url], ipads, tablets and smartphones.
I get women who are just minding their own damn business from door to a nice sterile room within 7 minutes. Also, I change clothes with my colleagues, sometimes stripping so fast that I lose lingerie. It's a thing.
Want to spend some time wallowing in a Recommended Read? Pick one! Or two! Or seven!
Taking people's money protecting them legally for what they should know for themselves.
I drive a recliner nowadays...
order stuff/ add up stuff/ check stuff/ chat to customers about stuff/ make sure people are trained about stuff.............
Fuse various types of metal into more usable forms, when I'm not putting "The wet stuff on the red stuff."
I make sure that what we charge our clients is legit by combing through numbers, and validating said numbers with internal.
I point to the big, obvious sign written in bold, stand-out lettering and say, "Right over there." Then, later, I circle the "X" on the receipt and point out that they need to sign right where the receipt says "signature".
Am I a good witch, or a bad witch? History will decide
I help the nerds grow bigger brains, and to confuse people with their unwanted scientific facts and mathematical formulas.
Overcharge corporations to keep them from suffering from poorly-written contracts that screw the public and reduce their profitability.
