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Pineapples on Pizza!!
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Pineapple always on a pizza
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Never ever. 😏
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i love pineapples on my pizza. Mixed with a sweet yet spicy sauce the pineapple balances the cheese and brings about the ultimate in flavor. Outside of my Mistress .
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I've always thought that most people who don't like pineapple on pizza have probably not tried it. I like pineapple and jalapeno peppers. I haven't tried banana on pizza, but I like to eat pineapple, banana and pimento cheese sandwiches. Either or both.
This is a great switch up every once in awhile.
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my fav pizza order, when we order out, is pineapple, black olives, and mushrooms. nothing is better. nothing.
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my fav pizza order, when we order out, is pineapple, black olives, and mushrooms. nothing is better. nothing.
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Who created this?!
Someone please dial 999...
**in my best, non-stereotypical Italian accent: "Oh mama Mia, nonono pin-apple does-a not-a belong on the pizz-a! Col cavolo, Porco cane!!!"
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Who created this?!
A pizzeria owner from Chatham, Ontario, Canada. Forget his name offhand, but he passed away not long ago IIRC. Chatham is only an hour from where I live (London, Ontario, Canada).
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Who created this?!A pizzeria owner from Chatham, Ontario, Canada. Forget his name offhand, but he passed away not long ago IIRC. Chatham is only an hour from where I live (London, Ontario, Canada).
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Who created this?!A pizzeria owner from Chatham, Ontario, Canada. Forget his name offhand, but he passed away not long ago IIRC. Chatham is only an hour from where I live (London, Ontario, Canada).
Many years ago I ate a pizza in Chatham while visiting the nearby Lake Erie beaches. It was a very large somewhat flat pizza with many at the time anyway, I thought unusual ingredients, including boiled eggs. I think it had pineapple and some yellow peppers on it also...... delicious. I wonder if it could be the same place you refer to?? Anyway, thanks for the memory.
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Who created this?!A pizzeria owner from Chatham, Ontario, Canada. Forget his name offhand, but he passed away not long ago IIRC. Chatham is only an hour from where I live (London, Ontario, Canada).
Fucking Canadians
What’s wrong with us? 👀
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Who created this?!A pizzeria owner from Chatham, Ontario, Canada. Forget his name offhand, but he passed away not long ago IIRC. Chatham is only an hour from where I live (London, Ontario, Canada).
Fucking Canadians
What’s wrong with us? 👀
We invented pineapple pizza.
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That and Molson beer: grounds enough for expulsion from civilized society
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And don't worry -- Coors and and anything from Taco Bell disqualifies the US, as well
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That and Molson beer: grounds enough for expulsion from civilized society
Don’t get me wrong, I hate pineapple on pizza generally and beer isn’t my fav…but she stereotyped us all and she loves me!
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And don't worry -- Coors and and anything from Taco Bell disqualifies the US, as well
Molson and Coors are actually the same company now so this actually fits well with your previous statement. They merged almost 20 years ago. They also own Miller since 2016. I'm not a beer drinker, though, so I could care less.
So have some Molson Canadian with your pineapple pizza, though I personally prefer a nice Niagara red wine with mine.
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And don't worry -- Coors and and anything from Taco Bell disqualifies the US, as well
Molson and Coors are actually the same company now so this actually fits well with your previous statement. They merged almost 20 years ago. They also own Miller since 2016. I'm not a beer drinker, though, so I could care less.
So have some Molson Canadian with your pineapple pizza, though I personally prefer a nice Niagara red wine with mine.
I'd rather go hungry and sober.
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And don't worry -- Coors and and anything from Taco Bell disqualifies the US, as well
Molson and Coors are actually the same company now so this actually fits well with your previous statement. They merged almost 20 years ago. They also own Miller since 2016. I'm not a beer drinker, though, so I could care less.
So have some Molson Canadian with your pineapple pizza, though I personally prefer a nice Niagara red wine with mine.
I'd rather go hungry and sober.
I've gone hungry. Trust me, you'd eat the pizza. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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And don't worry -- Coors and and anything from Taco Bell disqualifies the US, as well
Molson and Coors are actually the same company now so this actually fits well with your previous statement. They merged almost 20 years ago. They also own Miller since 2016. I'm not a beer drinker, though, so I could care less.
So have some Molson Canadian with your pineapple pizza, though I personally prefer a nice Niagara red wine with mine.
I'd rather go hungry and sober.
I've gone hungry. Trust me, you'd eat the pizza.
You're right, Sprite. I could just pluck off the fruit and toss it to the rodents. They'll eat anything. 😋
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Thing with me is, I'm not really all that fond of pineapple ... until you put it on pizza.😊
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I love pineapple, I love pizza, but not together!
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Never on Pizza , Pinacolda yes
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The Hawaiian pizza has an interesting origin. The inventor was a Greek restauranteur in Canada who had been used to preparing Chinese meals which often mix sweet and savoury. So he was experimenting with pizza toppings and tried pineapple. Hey Presto!
I actually like it.
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my pizza toppings are: cheese, pineapple, mushroom, onion, tomato (sundried or fresh), capsicum (peppers), a couple of sliced olives, more cheese to cover, and beaten egg poured on the very top.
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The Hawaiian pizza has an interesting origin. The inventor was a Greek restauranteur in Canada who had been used to preparing Chinese meals which often mix sweet and savoury. So he was experimenting with pizza toppings and tried pineapple. Hey Presto!
I actually like it.
And it all happened an hour from where I live! And Hawaiian (which in Canada means pineapple, ham, bacon) is one of my favorite pizzas.
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