A lot of people actually believe in a coming zombie apocalypse... where a huge portion of the worlds humans will become slow, flesh eating zombies. There are groups dedicated to zombie survival. They purchase guns, train themselves in zombie tactics and outdoor survival, and try to warn others.
My question is... do you believe there could be zombies? And if you do, are you ready for them?
~Dudeness
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Artistic Tart
I don't know if Zombies could be real, but if they are, I'm prepared. I watched Zombieland, and took those rules to heart.
Bring it on, bitches!
Bring it on, bitches!
Constant Gardener
I'd be hunting me some Zombies and eating them.
My barbeque rub and sauce makes everything taste like smoked chicken.
Bring it on beyotches!
My barbeque rub and sauce makes everything taste like smoked chicken.
Bring it on beyotches!
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People should stop playing so many video games, and go out and get some fresh air and exercise
I'm with you on that one...
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A lot of people actually believe in a coming zombie apocalypse... where a huge portion of the worlds humans will become slow, flesh eating zombies. There are groups dedicated to zombie survival. They purchase guns, train themselves in zombie tactics and outdoor survival, and try to warn others.
My question is... do you believe there could be zombies? And if you do, are you ready for them?
~Dudeness
Curious to know where you get this info from.
Artistic Tart
We should coordinate our efforts- that way if the zombie apocalypse goes down, we'll know where the 'safe areas' are. I'm sure somebody's already started to figure these things out.
Of all the horror genres that people believe in, and as much as I love Zombie movies myself, I have to say the idea of a zombie apocolypse is lame, lame, lame. Wake up. The "stereo-typical" shoot 'em in the brain, gut-munching zombie, is a newborn, only first developed in the late 1960's. It does not even count as a superstision, such as werewolves or vampires. Even propper, voodoo zombies, are something that his only existed in the post-Colombus Era.If you believe in this then I ask for you to go out and get the same thing the zombies in The Return Of The Living Dead beg for...."Brains, brains, brains...."
-MV
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My question is... do you believe there could be zombies?
Zombies already exist. They run the government. And yes, I have a survival plan.
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If you believe in this then I ask for you to go out and get the same thing the zombies in The Return Of The Living Dead beg for...."Brains, brains, brains...."
-MV
Wow, thanks for the wake-up call, "Master", I'll try to get my proper fairy tale superstitions straight. LOL.
Really, you can take it easy, not to worry- I don't actually believe in zombies. Do you believe in sarcasm?
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We should coordinate our efforts- that way if the zombie apocalypse goes down, we'll know where the 'safe areas' are. I'm sure somebody's already started to figure these things out.
we could have a lush safe house
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A lot of people actually believe in a coming zombie apocalypse... where a huge portion of the worlds humans will become slow, flesh eating zombies.
Why slow? In Michael Jackson's video they had pretty sharp moves.
Anyway, regarding your question, yes I do believe in them, but I am not scared because I know there's a secret army of Ninjas ready to save us when the zombie apocalypse comes.
oddly enough, this is a topic that a few of my friends and i hit a few times... even more odd, some of these friends have high hopes that it will happen... (O_o)
i say what happens happens, the last man/woman standing (even though most zombie movies doubt that women stand a chance lo) will either off them self or die of hunger, but im ready, bring it!
i say what happens happens, the last man/woman standing (even though most zombie movies doubt that women stand a chance lo) will either off them self or die of hunger, but im ready, bring it!
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How could I have been so dumb? It's all so clear to me now that I lift my head up above my cubicle. The glazed look in their eyes, the monotoned voices, the laboured movements as they shuffle to the photo-copier, and, worst of all, the way the rend the flesh from their KFC at lunch-times!!!!!
I need help, we have strict gun control laws here, but I do have a pointy end on my biro pen. Any suggestions??????
I need help, we have strict gun control laws here, but I do have a pointy end on my biro pen. Any suggestions??????
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"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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People should stop playing so many video games, and go out and get some fresh air and exercise
If you don't believe in zombies, then obviously you've never been to Tampa, Florida. Or certain parts of Miami Beach. Yeecccch!
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Ooh umm dnt really know much abt zombies but ...*IF* i is true and it does happen just letting everyone know ..im on dudeness92's team ...he know his ..stuff LoL just sayin
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My plan is befriend a gun nut!
You already have 2 here on Lush!
Three. But remember - you don't have to be able to run faster than the zombies - you just have to be able to run faster than your friends...
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What if Jenna Jameson was the zombie...?
