In a bid to stop people clogging the database with account deletions, gav has developed a new feature allowing you to send a message back to yourself on the first day you joined Lush*.
What message will you send back to yourself?
This post was inspired by elitfromnorth's recent thread Your past self
[*Disclaimer: he hasn't really]
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I would say two things:
For f**sake, you are going to stick with that name, use your imagination! (in my language she sounds mysterious, why did I translate it, beats me, guess I was nervous)
And second one is, please don't be so naive, most people here are not who they are pretending to be. (I am still on this one, but I don't think there is help for me, however, I was lucky, didn't get into much troubles with idiots)
OK, some warnings: this place is addictive. Don't add THAT one, you'll know who when you see. And for fuck's sake, DO NOT DRINK AND LUSH UNLESS YOU CAN REFRAIN FROM POSTING STUFF THAT MIGHT ANNOY PEOPLE!!!! Now, have fun, Andrew, you'll meet some great mates here and you'll fall truly in love, you won't know it immediately, but you will. Oh and it won't be the one you think it's gonna be, because you're not adding that one, you hear? Now, go forth and tell some stories!
On a side note, Fox, you will meet great friends here, but do realize not all will be to stay.
(Oh shoot, that's a hard decision with me telling myself to get out, but there are the potential of meeting great people, yeah, I didn't make that harder on myself...)
Just beware, you will have to have control, getting your work done, then lush, I repeat, WORK DONE, then Lush!
Work done, then lush,
Work done, then lush,
Work done, then lush...
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And by the way, I am gaining control, just don't tell anyone it is after being here for a year haha
After today visit to Lush, stick with the "you seen it one you seen it all" substandard erotica websites, as they will not sequester you.
Do not visit again. Lush should be illegal, as it is an high quality, seductively addictive meeting place. The registration process should have besides a disclaimer also a post scriptum with all the possible side effects which are still being found and investigated as we speak.
It's been reported that computer keyboards and the newest cell phones have the key letter L in red. The advise here is to completely remove the above mentioned key and stick a piece of chewing gum in its place. Please do use spearmint and not bubblegum as it may bring to memory the color red.
Please be patient, a case is been build and the All Mighty Lady from Down Under, Gav (dont know who he/she is)and her followers will be brought to justice. Including the now apparent innocent kangaroos and the warm spa monkeys from the East.
ps as gurlyboy has said "don't drink and Lush"
......I think I just did.
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Life is simple; we are what we eat and what we read. Talk is superfluous.
On Oct. 15, 2010, you are going to enter Lush as NatureBoy and ushered in a new era! Your 55 stories are going to inspired people across the world and make you a legend! Exactly two years later, you are going to exit Lush as the controversial Makavelli!
Cokeheadbarbie, CandiceSmiles, MexicanGoddess, LatinSugar, tazznjazz, kaikai012, ArtAngel, AngelHeart01, Kal-El85, Buz, Piquet, Mahir, and Lucky_Lesbian are going to make your Lush experience a great one! Therefore, have fun and avoid the bullshit! Peace!
You are going to have fun here!
You are also going to find that many of those who "friend" you aren't who they appear to be.
You will tire very quickly of the constant barrage of people who want to use you for their own gratification.
However, you will get past all that and you will really enjoy the stories and the real friends you make.
Quote by Makavelli On Oct. 15, 2010, you are going to enter Lush as NatureBoy and ushered in a new era! Your 55 stories are going to inspired people across the world and make you a legend! Exactly two years later, you are going to exit Lush as the controversial Makavelli!
Are you sure that's what you would tell yourself? You wouldn't warn yourself about certain things you did that made you change your name to Makavelli out of embarrassment? And you say you are exiting. Well, thats good.
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I would tell myself to be nicer and more friendly.
I often give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it though. I'm like that little bitch Alice.
Are you sure that's what you would tell yourself? You wouldn't warn yourself about certain things you did that made you change your name to Makavelli out of embarrassment? And you say you are exiting. Well, thats good.
I am not embarrassed about anything! It is easy to act tough in front of a computer, sissy! Play your games with your friends, BITCH!!! You’re nonexistence!
