6) It is illegal to walk your hippopotamus on the streets in NYC.
According to a recent advert on TV its still legal to herd a load of geese through London
It is against the law to frown in Pocatello, Idaho.
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It is illeagle to walk downtown with your lunch pail and it is also illeagle for women to show anything more than thier hands and face in public ... Welcome to Riverside, California
Here is a few from Rhode Island:
- Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
- One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left.
- Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal.
Newport, RI
- You cannot smoke a pipe after sunset.
Portsmouth, RI
- It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
Providence, RI
-It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.
- You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
And some From Massachusetts
- A woman can not be on top in sexual activities.
- Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
In Montana, it's illegal for a married woman to go fishing unescorted on Sunday. It's also illegal for a single woman to go fishing unescorted at any time...
Ohio
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Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (((We don't have any Oceans!!! WTF!?!?!?!))
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
Cincinnati, Ohio---- Anal intercourse is banned. <---LMFAO!!!!!
Ohio
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (WTF we have no oceans!!!)
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
Cincinnati --- Anal intercourse is banned.
Oxford --- It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
--- It’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
Youngstown --- You may not run out of gas.
--- Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
"In Texas, it's against the law for anyone to have a pair of pliers in his or her possession."
That is from the days when they were trying to close off the range and cowboys would cut the wire on fences to get through.
The quack thing was proven that ducks quacks DO echo, its just on a very low level that can only be picked up by sensitive sound equipment.
Oh BTW, its illegal to take a bath without a doctors permission in Kansas I believe.
New Jersey
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
Although it may be off the books now, at one time in Ala you were required to discharge a shotgun before going through an intersection in an automobile. This was done to alert horse and buggy drivers to the cars presence
It is often said that there an old law in Chester that a Welsh person found within the city walls after dark can be "shot". The law was actually mentioned in House of Commons as recently as 6th Feb 2007 when Christine Russell (MP for Chester) said:
* I freely admit that cross-border relationships have not always been harmonious in the past. For instance, a local byelaw in Chester states that a Welsh person found within the city walls after sunset can be taken out with a crossbow.
Of course, Ms Russell was not being serious (I hope!). Despite this the Rt. Hon. Mr David Jones (Member of Parliament for Clwyd West / Aelod Seneddol dros Orllewin Clwyd) thought it wise to point out:
* "Is it not true that the Chester town hall clock tower does not have a face facing Wales because the people of Chester would not give the time of day to the Welsh?...".
Oral sex is illegal in Indiana.... Well shit some one wanna come arrest me?
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
Denver
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
Rubber Ducky your the one, you make my life so much fun
