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Is it true---fat guys better in bed?
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Far be it for me to argue with Cosmo & stats, but I think I'll let the urge to balloon out pass me by. 
Mind you, it does say "higher BMI" which does always translate into 'fat'.
Mind you, it does say "higher BMI" which does always translate into 'fat'.
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I don't think there is any correlation between BMI and how good a guy is in bed.
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From what I read in the article, the renowned scientists of Cosmo magazine have equated being better in bed to how long a guy can last.
Maybe it's because a fat guy isn't as energetic when he's having sex, or making the woman do more of the work, so things are slowed down and he's able to hold off for longer?
Either way, I would never say that a guy that can last longer means he is better in bed.
Maybe it's because a fat guy isn't as energetic when he's having sex, or making the woman do more of the work, so things are slowed down and he's able to hold off for longer?
Either way, I would never say that a guy that can last longer means he is better in bed.
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The Bigger they are the smaller thier peepee gets so how could they be better unless they are only counting on thier ability to give great oral sex?????
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Errr yeah ummm NO!!!
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Being a fat guy myself, there is no way I could out preform someone that was in shape. At least as far as speed, energy, and yes penis size is a factor. However, the study did state that increased levels of female hormones could make overweight lovers last longer. Which boils down to a longer session with a undesirable partner. So it goes to prove this study is completly pointless. 
On a side note to some of the other post before mine.
I do consider myself a "fat geek" that has figured out cunnilingus. (at least in theory because field testing is hard to cum by.)
On a side note to some of the other post before mine.
I do consider myself a "fat geek" that has figured out cunnilingus. (at least in theory because field testing is hard to cum by.)
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Being a fat guy myself, there is no way I could out preform someone that was in shape. At least as far as speed, energy, and yes penis size is a factor. However, the study did state that increased levels of female hormones could make overweight lovers last longer. Which boils down to a longer session with a undesirable partner. So it goes to prove this study is completly pointless.
On a side note to some of the other post before mine.
I do consider myself a "fat geek" that has figured out cunnilingus. (at least in theory because field testing is hard to cum by.)
Hmmm I must have the wrong idea of what a fat guy is? I'm thinking grossly obese and Niceguy89 from what I can see of you, you don't look that fat to me. I LOVE big guys a little buff is nice but big guys rock!
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Then they become a diabetic and can't get an erection. There are so many things that could of affected the outcome of this study. So whose to say it was accurate in the first place!! Think they need to redo the test!!
As an overweight and yes classed as obese guy that happens to be a diabetic I can assure Ravishing Minx I CAN get an erection and if she would like to pay me a visit I'll prove it......
Peter
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The Bigger they are the smaller thier peepee gets so how could they be better unless they are only counting on thier ability to give great oral sex?????
Ah! that explains why I have not seen my 'peepee' for years, thanks for that Redhotmommacita.
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Ha Ha thank you bunny12. Although It seems foolish now to point out I am no Fat Bastard. I am still classified as morbidly obese by medical standards. Kind of like a number 4 on the "Fluffy scale". - gabriel iglesias
The study relied on statistics about how long a man could have sex before he reached orgasm. It really had nothing to do with sexual skills. Fat guys can be skilled sexually, as can thin guys, but the opposite is also true. It depends on the individual and ability to last longer is just part of the equation. Anyway, sex isn't really something that can be reduced to statistics. It's too personal. Also fat guys are comfy.
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Thank you for that last bit, it is the first time that I've been referred to as comfy. I have been called many things over the years but never that.
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Quote by tubby1961Quote by RavishingMinx
Then they become a diabetic and can't get an erection. There are so many things that could of affected the outcome of this study. So whose to say it was accurate in the first place!! Think they need to redo the test!!
As an overweight and yes classed as obese guy that happens to be a diabetic I can assure Ravishing Minx I CAN get an erection and if she would like to pay me a visit I'll prove it......
Peter
Well you are fortunate, Peter. I know to many who cannot. Might have to eat my words. And where do you live exactly?
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Quote by tubby1961Quote by redhotmommacita
The Bigger they are the smaller thier peepee gets so how could they be better unless they are only counting on thier ability to give great oral sex?????
Ah! that explains why I have not seen my 'peepee' for years, thanks for that Redhotmommacita.
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Quote by RavishingMinxQuote by tubby1961Quote by RavishingMinx
Then they become a diabetic and can't get an erection. There are so many things that could of affected the outcome of this study. So whose to say it was accurate in the first place!! Think they need to redo the test!!
As an overweight and yes classed as obese guy that happens to be a diabetic I can assure Ravishing Minx I CAN get an erection and if she would like to pay me a visit I'll prove it......
Peter
Well you are fortunate, Peter. I know to many who cannot. Might have to eat my words. And where do you live exactly?
If I told you that I'd have a whole heap of loose women lined up at my front door wanting me to prove myself. (I wish!)
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Being a man with a "belly" I agree that I don't have that high energy level. However it doesn't make me any less of a lover. A long time ago (when I didn't have a belly) I quit making sex about me, and did what ever needed to be done to please my partner. That hasn't changed.
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I wouldn't say it is my experience -- but then I don't often end up with chunkier males
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