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I'm soooo HORNY.

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Can somebody please help make me cum? I need a good story written about me. I'm sorry if it sounds selfish, but I'm really wet and I want to cum all over my pretty pink vibrator.
Come'on people! Quick, someone help this horny lil double posting slut, before she creates a third thread about her dire need!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Yes, I need more stories written about me too... *snaps fingers*
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Yes, I need more stories written about me too... *snaps fingers*


Where are some of these stories...written about you, located? I would like to see what some of these people are imagining.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
*adds both the double-poster and Dancing Doll to the list... does some quick math...

Ladies;

By the looks of things your stories will be done in about six to ten years. Can you not cum till then?

Thank-you for your patience.

Regards
Woman
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
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Come'on people! Quick, someone help this horny lil double posting slut, before she creates a third thread about her dire need!

I didn't realize it posted twice. How do I delete one of them?
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Come'on people! Quick, someone help this horny lil double posting slut, before she creates a third thread about her dire need!

I think my laptop is just flipping out.
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*adds both the double-poster and Dancing Doll to the list... does some quick math...

Ladies;

By the looks of things your stories will be done in about six to ten years. Can you not cum till then?

Thank-you for your patience.

Regards
Woman


I'll try to last the 6 years, 10 is pushing it silly

is it just me or are the forums a little out of control???
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*adds both the double-poster and Dancing Doll to the list... does some quick math...

Ladies;

By the looks of things your stories will be done in about six to ten years. Can you not cum till then?

Thank-you for your patience.

Regards
Woman


No, the only way I can cum is if stories are written specifically about me.
I thought everyone was like this?
Anyway, I will send a note to the moderators demanding that they approve any stories written about me in an express manner (preferably as soon as they hit the queue). I might also suggest that they make a special Dancing_Doll category so I don't have to waste any time reading stories that are not written about me... cause like... yanno... what's the point of that?
AGREED, btw dancing doll I'm still waiting for the third in your series. They are an interesting read.
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AGREED, btw dancing doll I'm still waiting for the third in your series. They are an interesting read.


I will write it about you! From now on, your name will be Stacey!
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is it just me or are the forums a little out of control???


+1
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AGREED, btw dancing doll I'm still waiting for the third in your series. They are an interesting read.


I will write it about you! From now on, your name will be Stacey!


I wanna be in your story series too. Do you have any plans for like a cross dressing, ex college football player who is now just a broken down computer nerd?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I have been working on a story about the tediousness of picking the juicy seeds out of a pomegranate. I guess I could change the subject to hislittleslut16.
Would that be satisfactory? The tediousness of picking the seeds out of hislittleslut16.

DOUCHE! lol.
Thousands of user submitted stories removed from the site. You are nothing without your users or their freely submitted stories.
Once upon a time there was a bear named hislittleslut16 who lived in the 100 acre wood...

wait, think that ones been done. DAMMIT! well, i tried!

ps - Doll, Doll, Doll... you DID know that ALL my stories are about you, right? i didn't want to make it too obvious by using your name, but yeah, even the guys are male versions of you.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Somehow I think we've blazed past the original intent of this thread. Allow me to attempt to salvage it.

Konrage eases the vibrator inch by inch into hislittleslut16, her moans urging him on as he introduces his tongue to her clit.

Is this too much or just right? And Doll, you wanted a story, too...feel free to join at any time
Mmmmm, definitely not too much. Hislittleslut16 squirms in pleasure as Konrage licks her clit. She can already feel her nervousness being replaced by desire.
omg .... laughing .... only on Lush!!
Konrage buddy you are the man!

I think you have written the best story of all time! I am sure Doll will be more than happy to join you once she picks herself off of the floor, your skill as an author far outweighs most here.Kc6iAUUbo7TyXzsx
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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I can only giggle!

~ "She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces through the room,
She saw the water-lily bloom,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She look'd down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack'd from side to side;
"The curse is come upon me," cried
The Lady of Shalott. "
Wow. This being the First time I am really hanging out in the forums I thought this was just funny and cute. Hope you got your fix