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Math.
But fortunately I hear that 7/5 of all people have the same problem.
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fuckin' life.
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Relationships
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cheers, millie.
adele
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at not procrastinationg. I used to be very good at doing things; the busier I was, the better I was at scheduling my time.
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At procrastinating, the reason I keep putting these off,well let me get back to this topic later.
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Spelling. I love the creativity of writing but spelling eludes me. I find it laughable that a college grad can't figure out when to use lie, lay, lying, laying or laid. Plus I constantly mix up 'your' and 'you're.'

Besides spelling there is dancing. I play virtually any sport at a competitive level. I know I'm coordinated, so why can't I dance? I've stepped on enough toes to keep a pediatrist in business for a year.

I won't even go into my procrastination. In fact, I've been thinking of starting a procrastinators club. I'll do that first thing... tomorrow.
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Reading in bed without falling asleep
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putting on eyeliner. i just don't have the patience, or a steady hand. pity, cos i LOVE the way winged eyes look.

Say. Her. Name.
Mysteria27
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Math, History and Geography....

It's almost laughable.

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Punctuation. I have a difficult time punctuating a comma.
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I'm rubbish at Math, noticing when an attractive woman is flirting with me (I mistake it for being nice in the moment, to realize a missed opportunity later), and remembering things (use to be very good at remember things.. thinking my memory tank is down for repairs or an upgrade). Oh.. and dancing. I'm like a dancing superstar when I'm alone, but as soon as I'm near people-BOOM-2 left feet.
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Talking to people (especially strangers) in a non-business setting.
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Remerging names
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LaylaJune
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Directions. I will go the wrong way 100% of the time. It defies all odds.
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Quote by LaylaJune
Directions. I will go the wrong way 100% of the time. It defies all odds.


Oh no, it doesn't defy all odds. I refer to myself as being "directionally impaired". I literally cannot give directions from my new house to my old house (which sold in May), or vice versa, even though literally less than a mile separates the two. It's ridiculous.

Not that I won't try--which probably makes it worse. "Okay, so you know the Washington State Patrol Headquarters? No? Okay. Ummm...the Starbuck's? Am I north or south of what? I don't know...North. Definitely north." And on and on, until the person asking for directions gives up and uses Mapquest or their GPS to find my house or wherever it is that they want to go.
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Quote by HeraTeleia


Oh no, it doesn't defy all odds. I refer to myself as being "directionally impaired". I literally cannot give directions from my new house to my old house (which sold in May), or vice versa, even though literally less than a mile separates the two. It's ridiculous.

Not that I won't try--which probably makes it worse. "Okay, so you know the Washington State Patrol Headquarters? No? Okay. Ummm...the Starbuck's? Am I north or south of what? I don't know...North. Definitely north." And on and on, until the person asking for directions gives up and uses Mapquest or their GPS to find my house or wherever it is that they want to go.


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Surfing. My husband is an avid surfer. He bought me a surf board, wetsuits, and has given me years of lessons. It took me two years before I could paddle out and catch a wave without 911 on standby.
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Surfing. My husband is an avid surfer. He bought me a surf board, wetsuits, and has given me years of lessons. It took me two years before I could paddle out and catch a wave without 911 on standby.


If it makes you feel better, my sons' aunt and uncle are both expert-level skiers (B. was on the 2002 Olympic team on standby at all downhill events to retrieve injured skiers) who spend six months of the year in Park City, UT giving private lessons at a very expensive resort, and then six months of the year in either Australia or NZ (or both) doing the same during the austral winter. On the other hand, there's me--so inept that I literally managed to injure myself on the freaking Bunny Hill to the point that the Ski Patrol had to come and retrieve me before I was transferred by ambulance to a hospital.

B. and her husband can give me lessons until H-ll freezes over and I will never, ever be able to strap waxed, skinny boards to my feet and hurl myself down an icy hill without inevitably landing my ass in the back of an ambulance. I think they've pretty much given up on me, they're working with my (much more adept) sons now.
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Singing... Makes people want to run away screaming... sad
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Quote by ChuckEPoo
Spelling. I love the creativity of writing but spelling eludes me. I find it laughable that a college grad can't figure out when to use lie, lay, lying, laying or laid. Plus I constantly mix up 'your' and 'you're.'

Besides spelling there is dancing. I play virtually any sport at a competitive level. I know I'm coordinated, so why can't I dance? I've stepped on enough toes to keep a pediatrist in business for a year.

I won't even go into my procrastination. In fact, I've been thinking of starting a procrastinators club. I'll do that first thing... tomorrow.


So very true. i am the world worse at this also... and the there's.. One good reason I have a editor, Thank God for him...

Also, Keeping the same avatar!! hahah (everyone is so serious).. I am lucky to keep the same one for 2 weeks, I have to really like her for a 2 week span.lol
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Typing. I can't type for sh*t! My fingers can't keep up with my head and I miss keys and turn letters around or drop them. What I think isn't what shows up on the screen. I end up typing some glickmalspitch that even I can't read - and I knew what I was saying!
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being on forums and chat rooms. especially if the chat rooms are sexual chat rooms.
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Being patient: I want it done now. I wanna talk now. Let's get this settled now.

I'm a loving person, but I need to be more patient cuz it's making me crazy. Lol.
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Math and technology. They are for me things other people do.
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Surfing. My husband is an avid surfer. He bought me a surf board, wetsuits, and has given me years of lessons. It took me two years before I could paddle out and catch a wave without 911 on standby.


Same here beautiful. I can do just about anything else in the water but not board surf.
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dealing with adversity
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Swimming...
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Being at parties