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If you were the opposite sex for a day

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Quote by Jillicious
I would jerk off and then spend the rest of the day scratching my nuts.


That's my Tuesday and Friday... and maybe Monday
Well, hopefully I'd be a nice looking bloke... so I'd go out and experience it all!!! You name it, I want to try it...
I would defiantly have sex with a woman to know what it feels like
well, the answers are obvious lol

watch porn, get an erection, masturbate, go out and get laid... and REPEAT!

oh, oh, and tell a woman exactlywhat she wants to hear!

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I would lie on the couch and scratch my balls! They all seem to find it enjoyable! LOL
I have mulled this over many many many times....
Since I have only the day

If I woke up a woman for 24 hrs I would sit there and explore myself quite a bit.

I don't know if I would have sex with anyone because it would be weird... I disapprove of
womanizers... and that would be the only thing you could hook up with in very short notice.

nor would I go for people I know...well that wouldn't get awkward or anything
become a total manwhore. for once I would like to know what it's like to bang different women and not give two shits about them afterward. of course, i would be more responsible in the wearing a condom department and get tested.

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I suppose I wouldn't be able to fart, burp and scratch for the day! Men are such pigs!
The usual, masturbate, ejaculate,fuck lots of women.. I would also piss standing up as often as I could and wherever I could. I would kill a huge spider and not be afraid ( Im afraid of spiders, not saying women in general are) I would give another man a blow job and thats about it smile
I would lie on the couch and scratch my balls! They all seem to find it enjoyable! LOL


haha! it kind of is, i cant describe how...

aaaaanyway, i would want to experience an orgasm from a female side - they seem to be very different things.

of course, if it turned out to be better then i would be annoyed to have to turn back!
I would pleasure myself for a while in any way I can think of, have sex with a woman, have sex with a man, all of this so that when I became a female again I can know exactly what to do, how to do it, How it feels, and tell my gay friends that I know exactly what they mean! All of this so I can please the man I'm with (not that I've had complaints!!)
A a woman for a day (just a day?) I'd explore my body, go to a lesbian bar and let them use me all day.
I would go to a titty bar and get a lap dance.
I would go out and find the lady that became male me. then fuck her/me all day in all ways. kind of like masturbating with another body
If you cant make yourself happy. Who can you make happy
Interesting thought, becoming male for a day. Oddly enough, part of the fun would be spending all of 30 seconds getting ready to leave the house, brush my teeth, run a comb through the hair and you're DONE?!? What a great deal they have! Another fun thing I'd do is pig out and enjoy the fact that no one cares if a guy eats an entire plate of hot wings, but the girl who does is gunning for another three inches on her hips...then I'd chug beer from the can. I'll drink it from bottles, but I have to pour it into a glass if it's a can, but hey, I'd be a guy, and they don't care if they look like cavemen!
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If I was a guy for a day I would find out how guys get away with the things they do...like not showering and still smelling great or how like they can treat girls like shit and they still got them running back to them (wait girls do that too lol) smile
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if i were a guy? you think my bf would still want to have sex with me? just found this thought amusing... well i don't know if i would try it with a girl.

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Quote by MMonroe
Me n my housemates were talking about this earlier and all but 1 found it weird that I if i was a man for a day I would go out and get laid (with a woman). I'd also probably have sex with a man as well. They all found this weird because inside i'd still be a straight woman but you've gotta experience everything possible while you can right?



Well first I'd:
Rub my clit for a while...(I get multiple orgasms right?)
Then rub my clit a little more...gonna be a hell-of-a-day
Go to work and charge the guys $5 bucks to watch me rub my clit....$10 to let them rub it
Go to the mens room and piss in a urinal...just to see if I could...wipe front to back
Rub my clit for a while
Go golfiing...see how many balls I can now carry
Go to city hall...ride the big banister and see what that's all about
Rub my clit for a while
Go ride my bicycle...see what that's all about
Take out BOB and the big two foot jelly dildo and the butt plug...WTF...why not it's my first vagina!
Rub my clit for a while
Find the hottest big titted lesbian around...and just see what that's all about
Rub my clit for a while....
Take a nap and get ready for the afternoon
I would aspire to be with as many of my Lush GFs as possible:
NOT in order...
Julie Emily Chloe Maddy * take a Viagra
Betinna Danielle Sammi * take another Viagra
Mika Ash Lucy Girllicker * take another Viagra
Jenny Tami Jesse * take a break!!!!!
* Take a shower, then go back to being myself & lick them all clean like a good slut!!!!!!
(yea this is my short answer!)
Gosh idk where I'd start... I guess I could enjoy rolling out of bed brushing my teeth, run a comb through my hair, get dressed and leave. i could stuff my face and no one would care that I ate like a big and chug a beer... mmm watch some porn and masturbate, find a girl to give me a blow job, have crazy sex and go home to bed... :P