If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

Stand Clear of the Growing Wood!

I could wear such a label... Somewhere in my wardrobe, there's a pair of boxers I was given as a joke gift, which bears a warning label on the front saying: "WARNING CHOCKING HAZARD - MAY CONTAIN NUTS - NOT SAFE FOR USE BY CHILDREN BELOW 18" 😅 (Never wore them TBH, too afraid the day I would dare putting them on would be the day I end up in the emergency room...)

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The nun backs away lol slowly lol

Good for you!

I have no adjective today for me

"Light fuse and watch the fireworks"

Fuckers will be wrapped across the knuckles posthaste

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Be afraid, be very afraid! 😂😇🫦😈

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Be afraid, be very afraid! 😂😇🫦😈

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When I'm angry stay away .....

Don't leave your husband or son around me unattended

Whatever

Damaged. Repairs in progress.

You don’t know until you taste it.

Empath: Do Not Touch First

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Please enter slowly🙄

Does not shut up.

She minds her own business

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Not today bitch

I spank women for fun.

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