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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Don't provoke the tigeress.
Management are not responsible for any mauling, biting, growling or ravishing
that occurs for not following this safety message.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work

My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright

I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
Active Ink Slinger
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Quote by CaringBitch
WARNING: She's an intelligent, independent BITCH


Approach with caution. She demands respect.
Saucy Little Minx ♥️
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Contents may be addictive or infuriating depending on the day
Advanced Wordsmith
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Warning:
6'7" Tall Individual. Elbows may be at eye level for all you Jockeys
Voyeur @ f/64
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Quote by Mellobugler
Warning:
6'7" Tall Individual. Elbows may be at eye level for all you Jockeys



6' 3" -- ditto (and more of a surprise)
Chatterbox Blonde- Rumps Mystical Bartender
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Warning may speak high level geek if approached. You have been warned.
Do not ask about fixing your iPhone, watching it be thrown out a window under a road compactor often causes offence.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work

My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright

I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
Mary Poppins
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I hope you have earplugs. I ramble on and on
Be nice to each other

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Quote by verity100
I hope you have earplugs. I ramble on and on


I think dangerous curves would be more apt
Active Ink Slinger
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Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball (from SNL circa 1991)
Troublemaker
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I should probably wear a "Help Wanted" label
Active Ink Slinger
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"Handle with Care" and "Explosive when Wet" LMAO
Active Ink Slinger
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Warning: Person will talk about Dr. Who at any time.
Voyeur @ f/64
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Quote by NakenGub59
Warning: Person will talk about Dr. Who at any time.


Wait. This is a bad thing?
Active Ink Slinger
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WARNING: Prone to sudden fits of brutal honesty.
Advanced Wordsmith
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To avoid bitchy mood, must be fucked at least twice daily. LOL
Dutchess Of Dancing
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Warning- May Be Hot To The Touch

A secret isn't a secret if 2 know it🤐

Active Ink Slinger
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“I am not a person you put on Speaker phone”
Rookie Scribe
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Warning: Not of this planet