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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Don't provoke the tigeress.
Management are not responsible for any mauling, biting, growling or ravishing
that occurs for not following this safety message.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work

My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright

I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
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WARNING: She's an intelligent, independent BITCH


Approach with caution. She demands respect.
Contents may be addictive or infuriating depending on the day
Warning:
6'7" Tall Individual. Elbows may be at eye level for all you Jockeys
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Warning:
6'7" Tall Individual. Elbows may be at eye level for all you Jockeys



6' 3" -- ditto (and more of a surprise)
Warning may speak high level geek if approached. You have been warned.
Do not ask about fixing your iPhone, watching it be thrown out a window under a road compactor often causes offence.
Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work

My current Competition entry is here
A Cure For Stagefright

I put a little banner in here, it might change. I'm still messing about with it.
I hope you have earplugs. I ramble on and on
Be nice to each other

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I hope you have earplugs. I ramble on and on


I think dangerous curves would be more apt
Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball (from SNL circa 1991)
I should probably wear a "Help Wanted" label
"Handle with Care" and "Explosive when Wet" LMAO
Warning: Person will talk about Dr. Who at any time.
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Warning: Person will talk about Dr. Who at any time.


Wait. This is a bad thing?
WARNING: Prone to sudden fits of brutal honesty.
WARNING: Prone to word vomit
To avoid bitchy mood, must be fucked at least twice daily. LOL
Warning- May Be Hot To The Touch

A secret isn't a secret if 2 know it🤐

“I am not a person you put on Speaker phone”
Warning: Not of this planet