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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?

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Infected
Warning
In the event that no coffee can be found,please follow these steps to safety
1--- Run for your life!

2---Danger handle with care
Warning: Addiction is possible.
Warning! With or without alcohol, I talk a lot ?
Warning: I don't do mind games


Life is not a rehearsal!!
Warning: Treat me with respect
Decidedly unhinged: prone to waffling
Don’t tempt the lonely and perverse
Mad as a box of frogs!
Warning:I couldn't careless.

Warning:Your feelings are not my problem.
Warning: Don't play games with me.
Negativity Works for Me...I'm rarely disappointed.
Under-promise and over-deliver, or it's your first and last ride
Your problem with me is just that - YOUR PROBLEM.
Meagan
^ This Side Up ^
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. . .♀♌TT☩✯⁂⊕⧋▽⧊ )◯( ψΨ∅ǯǮǯ∞✾❈❁✤. . .
Warning: Highly Addictive
Please read my naughty new Micro.

~Famished~

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/famished-1

Today, the sign would read: Angry Atheist
Experienced Troublemaker
She Who I Must Obey, aka as my wonderful wife of forty-eight years, has informed me I should wear a sign saying:

Misanthrope.

and an attached sign which should say:

The above Misanthrope has been instructed by 'She Who He Must Obey' is to refrain from posting any posts on the Lush Thread "Think Tank" concerning anything with Political or Religious content. "She Who He Must Obey' has reminded the above mentioned Misanthrope he came on Lush to have fun, post stories and at least make the attempt to be social.

I, the above stated Misanthrope accept the wisdom of 'She Who I Must Obey' and shall refrain from doing so.
Funsexual spontaneous eruptions likely
CAUTION: Ass grope ahead.


I'm Not There (a Gemini mantra)
WARNING: Says he wants your body but really wants your soul.

How wonderful life is while you're in the world