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Dani
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I'm in the US so naturally I'd take the alien to President Obama, current leader of the free world.

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Dirty_D
Head Nurse
Wait! how do we know its an alien? Do they look different? How? Enough that I'm going to experience shock? or just slight annoyance that some other twit is taking my time?
DanielleX
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My house I wear the trousers here lol

Fuck ur a scouser ill hide my jewellery


What?

I'm not a Scouser.

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simplyjohn
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Im confudddled .. we all have to answer 'Who would you take them too'?

right ok .. Tesco fresh meat and frozen potato isles ..
DanielleX
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Quote by simplyjohn
Im confudddled .. we all have to answer 'Who would you take them too'?

right ok .. Tesco fresh meat and frozen potato isles ..




Frozen potato?

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simplyjohn
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well yes .. thats the isle I gets me chips!

Oh and by the way .. useless bit of information I was born in Aintree hospital and lived in Liverpool for 1 year ..
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Quote by DanielleX


What?

I'm not a Scouser.


Oh is there something wrong with being a scouser

Do what all good SCOUSER's would do show them that scousers are the leaders LMFAO
DanielleX
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Oh is there something wrong with being a scouser

Do what all good SCOUSER's would do show them that scousers are the leaders LMFAO



All the ones I've met have been fine. Very helpful, funny and kind. I can just about understand everyone now too.

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DanielleX
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Quote by simplyjohn
well yes .. thats the isle I gets me chips!

Oh and by the way .. useless bit of information I was born in Aintree hospital and lived in Liverpool for 1 year ..




Oh yeah, frozen chips. I either make my own or get dem from de chippy

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DanielleX
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They best not land in Liverpool those Scousers would steal their spaceship

Runs and hides from the Scousers


I must be missing something here. What's with Scousers and stealing?


Danny x

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Kiera
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Quote by DanielleX


I must be missing something here. What's with Scousers and stealing?


Danny x


LMAO babes im sorry this is all in jest, Carl's a mate of mine and is from Liverpool you should google scousers tho (ke)
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MysticalWanderer
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I would say there's no leader, and you can negotiate with me
DanielleX
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Ha ha. Still lost.

I should have done my research lol.

I only came here because my gf is at uni here. Is there some joke about Liverpool people? I'm still learning about the city.

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Ha ha. Still lost.

I should have done my research lol.

I only came here because my gf is at uni here. Is there some joke about Liverpool people? I'm still learning about the city.

Danny x


LMAO basically they say everyone that's born an bred in Liverpool (Scousers) are all thieving so an so's lol....Which is really not true haha
DanielleX
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LMAO basically they say everyone that's born an bred in Liverpool (Scousers) are all thieving so an so's lol....Which is really not true haha


Oh! I've not heard that.

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Kiera
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Quote by Carl_H


LMAO basically they say everyone that's born an bred in Liverpool (Scousers) are all thieving so an so's lol....Which is really not true haha


Liar u stole my win and sexy award fucking scousers.

Aliens did invade once took me and sent me back WTF I am not hard work or a pain in the arse but i did save the Earth from invasion they all fucked off pronto and went to check out Mars
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Buz
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I'd tell him we have narcissistic figure heads, but no leaders.
Leigh65
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I would ask the alien to be our leader...might be the best thing ever!
Guest
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steal his UFO an leave you all to his anal probing LMFAO

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I'd take it to a 7-11, and leave it there.
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Id say "Return to your point of embarkation. There is no work for you in the United States. You have no job skills, you will be a drag on our economy. We appreciate your situation but we have problems of our own. Live long...and prosper."
Twofish1way
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I wouldn't take it anywhere.
KatieElizabeth
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Alien - "Who is your leader?"
Katie - "We don't have a leader. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week"
Alien - "Yes"
Katie - "But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting..... "
Alien - "Yes I see......"
Katie - "By a simple majority in a case of purely internal affairs....."
Alien - "Be quiet..."
Katie - "But by a two thirds majority in the case of......"
Alien - "Be quiet. I order you to be quiet!!!"

Couldn't resist after last weekend! :-)
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Quote by KatieElizabeth
Alien - "Who is your leader?"
Katie - "We don't have a leader. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week"
Alien - "Yes"
Katie - "But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting..... "
Alien - "Yes I see......"
Katie - "By a simple majority in a case of purely internal affairs....."
Alien - "Be quiet..."
Katie - "But by a two thirds majority in the case of......"
Alien - "Be quiet. I order you to be quiet!!!"

Couldn't resist after last weekend! :-)






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