If an alien landed and said...

English Rose

0 likes 27 Jul 2014

Quote by CleverFox

This is the best answer to any question I have seen posted on Lush in a long time.

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Unknown User

0 likes 27 Jul 2014

I'd take him to the REAL leaders. You know, those leaders?

What, you don't?

Look I can't tell you who the real leaders of the world are or THEY will get me. THEY are probably already on their way. I've said too much...

Kiera

Short Arse Brit

0 likes 27 Jul 2014

Quote by seeker4
I'd take him to the REAL leaders. You know, those leaders?

What, you don't?

Look I can't tell you who the real leaders of the world are or THEY will get me. THEY are probably already on their way. I've said too much...

Its ok your forgiven I dont mind them knowing its me Scott coffee

Im rather busy at present tell them I can schedule them for 2pm for tea and biscuits binky

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buzzbomber52

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0 likes 27 Jul 2014

Quote by KatieElizabeth
Alien - "Who is your leader?"
Katie - "We don't have a leader. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week"
Alien - "Yes"
Katie - "But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting..... "
Alien - "Yes I see......"
Katie - "By a simple majority in a case of purely internal affairs....."
Alien - "Be quiet..."
Katie - "But by a two thirds majority in the case of......"
Alien - "Be quiet. I order you to be quiet!!!"
Now that is hilarious. Great response.
Couldn't resist after last weekend! :-)