Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login

If an alien landed and said...

last reply
37 replies
2.8k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Unknown User
I'd take him to the REAL leaders. You know, those leaders?

What, you don't?

Look I can't tell you who the real leaders of the world are or THEY will get me. THEY are probably already on their way. I've said too much...
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by seeker4
I'd take him to the REAL leaders. You know, those leaders?

What, you don't?

Look I can't tell you who the real leaders of the world are or THEY will get me. THEY are probably already on their way. I've said too much...


Its ok your forgiven I dont mind them knowing its me Scott

Im rather busy at present tell them I can schedule them for 2pm for tea and biscuits
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
buzzbomber52
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by KatieElizabeth
Alien - "Who is your leader?"
Katie - "We don't have a leader. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to be a sort of executive officer for the week"
Alien - "Yes"
Katie - "But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting..... "
Alien - "Yes I see......"
Katie - "By a simple majority in a case of purely internal affairs....."
Alien - "Be quiet..."
Katie - "But by a two thirds majority in the case of......"
Alien - "Be quiet. I order you to be quiet!!!"
Now that is hilarious. Great response.
Couldn't resist after last weekend! :-)
Red is the color of sex and signs that say Do Not Enter

The best thing to hear in the middle of the night - Lick Me
willtry6969
Active Ink Slinger
I would tell them I am the leader!!! lol
Guest
Lurker
I'd take them to the neighbors mean dog, see what they did when he bit them ;)
Warrior_Ink
Advanced Wordsmith
This guy, obviously.
Happiness

My life has no meaning, no direction, no aim. No purpose. But I'm happy. I can't wrap my head around this. What the fuck am I doing right?
SirDominic
Active Ink Slinger
Obama
Someone has to be the Villain