I hate bath ducks.
I don't believe they're any good. (You're an idiot if you believe otherwise.)
From a very young age I questioned the tenets of not only that toy, but also Pokemons, Barbies, Ninja Turtles and GI Joes.
I endeavor and I believe I succeed in living a moral life to the best of my capability, but let's face it those bath ducks are fucking nasty. Sure they look cute and all, but that's just to misguide us. In reality, they're evil, manipulative, dangerous, lame and misogynistic.
I believe that the total and utter rejection of bath ducks would enable and encourage us as human beings to discover a way to live together in harmony and peace and solidarity, free from dogma, superstition, prejudice and hatred.
I believe that it's time to BURY the Mother of all bath ducks and move together towards a more rewarding and fulfilling sense of humanity, based on logic, basic morality and goodwill to our brothers and sisters worldwide.
xx SP
PS: This is of course a parody of that other thread. Moderators are free to do whatever they want with it.