It's the final countdown:
For those who don't know, Gav's wife is scheduled to hatch, I mean, give birth to twins this Friday.
Best of luck with it all my good friend.
Matriarch
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Gav - wishing you the best of luck...
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Matriarch
Here's to a healthy pigeon pair
(have to talk to my programmer, it doesn't allow 2 youtube videos in the same post
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Congrats Gav & familly on the two newest tech monkeys
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Congratulations to your missus & you, Gav 
Those little stormtroopers will keep you busy! 
Those little stormtroopers will keep you busy! 
Alpha Blonde
Congratulations Gav!
I hope the delivery is speedy and safe and that your little stormtroopers are in your arms very soon!
PS. I think it's time to get that mini-van!
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I don't believe in luck, so good fortune to you and everyone involved, Gav.
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Best of Luck Gav...I'm sure you'll adjust to family life in no time...
Cheers,
Alan.
Cheers,
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Code Monkey
Thanks for all your well wishes. Exciting times ahead!
Luckily for me my wife is a baby whisperer; in no time she will be talking with them and getting them to sleep the night through. At least that's my expectation anyway.
Welcome twins
Luckily for me my wife is a baby whisperer; in no time she will be talking with them and getting them to sleep the night through. At least that's my expectation anyway.
Welcome twins
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Thanks for all your well wishes. Exciting times ahead!
Luckily for me my wife is a baby whisperer; in no time she will be talking with them and getting them to sleep the night through. At least that's my expectation anyway.
Welcome twins
He Gav,
your constant motion, or lack of,
is fuckin driving me crazzy~!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!~ will you stop jerking around , hold still?
All the best in the world on your twinn's. Dude.........
Treat them like little Kings< or queens..............
scooter*****
Matriarch
I can't believe he's calling them Luke and Leia. 
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I can't believe he's calling them Luke and Leia.
Hahaha. He isn't. That's too predictable 
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Congrats Gav! as a father of twins im gonna warn ya now, get sex and sleep when you can because it wont be very often lol.
Bouncing is what Tiggers do best!!!!! So can i make you bounce?
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Congrats buddy.
Well that's just my opinion, sorry if you don't like.
BigDaddyRich
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Matriarch
He was also toying with "Rihanna" and "Marshall" as his other choices when push came to shove (as it were).
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Good luck!
I hope the delivery goes well and is uneventful.
I hope the delivery goes well and is uneventful.
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I've got identical twin girls age 8. Good luck you're going to need it. lol!!!!!
MUHAHAHAHAHA (Evil laugh)
MUHAHAHAHAHA (Evil laugh)
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Good luck for tomorrow, Gav. Exciting times!
Code Monkey
Thanks. I'm off now, shan't be back on for a bit.
Look after the place whilst I'm gone, dont forget to water the plants.
Over.
Look after the place whilst I'm gone, dont forget to water the plants.
Over.
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@catnip 
I second that!
I was going to wish you the very best and tell you that you will be sorely missed but again with the over!
xoxoxo
I second that!Quote by gav
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I was going to wish you the very best and tell you that you will be sorely missed but again with the over!
xoxoxo Matriarch
Avalon weighed in at 2.9kg, Byron 2.35kg, the little trooper. Both mother, babies and Gav are doing well 
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Yes, congrats to you and Mrs. Gav on the arrival of the two new additions...
Cheers,
Alan.
Cheers,
Alan.
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