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1. I joke about it a lot, but I actually have a mild phobia of pirates.
2. I've only ever had a crush on one of my teachers, and it was a man.
3. In high school, I had to be talked out of taking Dance instead of Physics.
1) I share this one with Dani: I pick up things with my toes, and have taught my girls to do the same. Please don't call Child Services.
2) Many people think my house it is haunted, including every kid in our neighborhood. I don't (though I'm open to the idea of ghosts). It was built in 1897, it just looks haunted.
3) When I was a kid, I had a pet monkey for about a year. Monkeys do NOT make good pets. Cute, though.
4) I like spiders. I once picked up a tarantula (they're not uncommon here).
5) I used to believe (and this is as a young adult, not a kid) that I could call up thunderstorms whenever I was experiencing strong emotions.
1.) I like potato chip, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
2.) I encourage my cat to eat the birds I feed, he ignores me and I have birds.
3.) I like green jello.
4.) When I was 10, I purposely fell off the monkey bars at school on a boy who was bullying me, broke his nose.
5.) I wear mismatched socks on purpose.
1) I have social anxiety, to the point I've never made a friend in my adult life, unless it started online first.
2) Though I come off extremely sexual, I have very little actual physical knowledge of most things. (I've dated a lot of vanilla men)
3) I battle with Bipolar, I have since I was extremely young and become suicidal fairly easily.
4) I have not worked since I was 18, due to my anxiety and depression.
5) I'm terrified to be touched by strangers, but extremely touchy feely with those I love.
1. I am not as dark as I write
2. Peanut Butter is my weakness
3. I believe in good and detest liars
4. I write with a pen
5. I believe common sense is a flashlight
1. I am not as dark as I write
2. Peanut Butter is my weakness
3. I believe in good and detest liars
4. I write with a pen
5. I believe common sense is a flashlight
I'm too insular, I have a commitment phobia.
I hate my nipples or my chest being touched.
I enjoyed the sex I had with women.
I pause and think before answering a question, even "how are you?"
I hate writing!
I once had a gangbang with 4 men
1. I am an alcoholic in recovery; if I make it, I'll have 25 years of continuous sobriety on September 11.
2. I once had sex with someone who did not want to have sex with me.
3. Although I have technically been faithful to my wife for many years -- decades, really -- I have skated very close to the edge with many many women over that time.
4. I have a fairly serious lingerie fetish, but it's only visual. The same holds for high heeled shoes.
5. I deeply believe that I am always the smartest person in the room.
There are more, I'm sure, but for now I'll limit it to five.
1. i cant stand people in real life, can barely stand them over the internet depending on the person
2. im terrified of cats even though i use to own one
3. i dont trust anyone especially men
4. i have had everyone abandon me in life so far and have learned to rely on only myself
5. i use to do self harm and on occasion get close to going back to doing that
1) I love to make people addicted to me
2) I want to create a place of decadence for me
3) I expect toys to focus on me
4) I love Nutella
5) I hate vanilla
1. I spend far too much on clothes
2. The most awful thing in my life was divorcing
3. The best sex in my life has been since divorcing
4. I love men watching
5. I love men watching me
1) I don't have a beard (shaved it off in 1982)
2) I have an addiction to peanuts (no - not the cartoon character)
3) I am a voyeur
4) I just adore going down on women
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
1) I can eat a whole large packet of chocolate biscuits in an afternoon, no problem.
2) I'm not really a sheep.
3) I masturbate a lot more than anyone realises.
4) I love women's bottoms, could look at them all day.
5) I'm not really Welsh.
Confessions:
1. I currently have three boyfriends
2. I'm a bibliophile
3. It takes me forever to pen a story or a poem, thanks to my fear of it not being accepted. Thanks to a great friend on here, I'm in the beginning stages of getting over it and do what I love to do in the first place.
4. I have a crush on a female writer who's sapiosexual
5. I love men's underwear (boxer-briefs to be exact)
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1. I am deathly afraid of clowns, dolls, basically anything with in a mask, and dogs.
2. I am painfully shy, and I tend to pull back even from the people I love the most.
3. I have a bit of a voyeuristic side.
4. I have a crush on a few members of Lush, but I am too shy to confess to them.
5. I keep most people at arms length, but when I let you in I value you and our friendship.
6. I realized while making this list that I am a pretty boring person.
Confessions:
1. I have a hard time trusting men.
2. I don't believe I am beautiful, no matter what others may say.
3. I am easily hurt, but you will never know it.
4. I struggle with depression, but no one will ever know.
5. I love pain.
A virgin can be bisexual as far as i am concerned. Bisexuality in my eyes is different to your definition though. Bisexual as i define it is you are sexually attracted to both sexes. and you don't have to have sex to know what sexes turn you on trust me.
1. I am introverted.
2. I am painfully shy in person if i don't know you.
3. My first proper female friends i met on lush.
4. I am pretty much petrified of the unknown
5. If you ask me something about Christianity and I am not quite sure about it I will bury my head in the Bible until i find the answers.
6. I am self conscious about my penis size even though its at least average and in all reality will do the job ;)
Overall a very low confidence bloke. No wonder I've never had a girlfriend :P
I am bisexual and my family, friends and work colleagues have no idea
I talk to my dogs
I hate people
I Like All women, big or little short or tall I like em all
I hate fake breasts
My first time was with two strippers when I was twenty one
1 - I’m insatiable for people (for social intercourse not to eat, Hanibal)
2 - I love words: writing, reading and hearing them (the world’s diverse accents/brogues are wonderful)
3 - I love to laugh
4 - I love drink ( 3 and 4 often go together)
5 - Music is essential: all kinds except rap and punk (sorry!). Tunes and songs provide memories and mark the trail along life’s meandering path
6 - I prefer theatre to film
7 - I love to love
8 - I loathe wedding cake
9 - I love foreign travel
10 - I like many sports
But, most of all . . .
11 - I’d like to start over again
1. When I eat any kind of sandwich, I must have potato chips to accompany it. If I don't have chips, I'll just skip the sandwich.
2. I've never rented a movie in my life.
3. I pretty much gave up wearing panties two years ago. However, I wear men's boxers (with nothing underneath or over top) as my "shorts" all summer in the house and yard.
4. I procrastinate a lot.
5. I've never had an orgasm from intercourse.
I once helped a friend break into her manager's office. We still talk and laugh about that till this day.
I've seen ghosts, and while I'm terrified of them, I'm also fascinated.
I'm a cancer survivor but I never talk about it. That disease showed me how strong a person I truly am, and who my real friends were during that time.
I went to a nudist beach. Once was enough.
I caught my boss masturbating in his office.
I was a workaholic.
I've always hated my real name, but one of my friends legally changed her name to mine. She hated her name.
There's a really funny story about why my father chose my name, and only family and friends know.
People think I'm a bitch because I'm confident.
I'm a tough cookie, but I have a very soft side.
I love Key West and I want to move there!
I have 4 races in my DNA.
I don't like television, save the baseball game.
I do not like lobster as I worked in the lobster industry for so long, they lost their flavor.
I love Macaroons.
I love my GF dearly.
I have been in jail three times.
I relate to women better than men
I love my dogs and cats
special love for Goldens
didnt learn how to really please a woman till I took an older lover at age 40 or so
1. I text faster than I type
2. I have over 120 journals/notebooks I have written, stored at my Dads house.
3. I took over 80 Xanax one night, hoping to sleep for days. I woke up at 6am the next morning and went to work.
4. I have adhd and struggle with the fact I have to take medicine because...
5. I spent over 15 years as a drug dealer/addict
Those are my top 5. Today
