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I'm in a cottage with my wife and some unknown women when 3 aliens beam down from a spaceship. The aliens are in human outfits (1 male 6ft 6 and muscular, 2 women very sexy). The male looks at my wife and says, " I can heal you". Then takes her by the hand and walks away. I hear the 2 women whisper she will be dead soon. I excuse myself to go to the bathroom to find my wife and she's in the bedroom and the alien is about to start fucking her. I want to watch but I have to save her, so I grab this big wooden chair and slam it onto the aliens back. He jumps up and like a flash he is right behind me, towering over me. I have the back part of the chair in my hands and about to jam it into his chest when I wake myself up. Crazy dream and crazy that when I woke myself up I was thinking, "shit I just ruined a good sex dream".
Never rub another alien's rhubarb!
I had broken some ribs and was on fairly heavy pain killers. I wanted off them ASAP and went cold turkey probably sooner than I should. have The dreams I had in the time it took to get the drugs out of my system were the weirdest and most frightening I have ever had. Unfortunately, there was no sex involved - maybe I might have enjoyed them more if there had been - aliens or no aliens.
Bad news rici, those weren't aliens they were Canadians. We fed you magic mushrooms (pride of British Columbia) in order to facilitate your befuddlement. The muscular 6'6'' guy was a hockey player still wearing his skates and of course all Canadian women are sexy as fuck, so sexy in fact they are often mistaken for aliens. And you did indeed interrupt what was expected to be some very dreamy sex. I haven't forgotten that chair.
Yes, Canadians are invading our dreams. They're bent on world domination. In fact, Donald Trump is really a Canadian actor playing a part in their plot to dominate the world.

And Brexit? Yes, a Canadian plot to pull The UK away from Europe so it can be Canadianized.

The world subjected to millions of Canadiana chanting, "Mountie Power, eh!"

Oh, god, tell me this is just a dream!