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Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words

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Matriarch


What did he say?
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Your dad tastes funny
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How about a Snickers.
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You have horrible tits
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I love you dearly.
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you look better online.

Say. Her. Name.


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You resemble my dog.
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It's not an inchworm.
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Nice socks and sandals
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I support Donald Trump
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It's not an inchworm.


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It's a cold sore....
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There's my probation officer.
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Cum too soon!
(that's only three words )
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I'm taking my car
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Is that a booger?
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My parents can drive
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A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Why the clown face?
I'm actually a guy.

Wait...edit: That's how she could ruin a date. Him?

I'm waiting for marriage.
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"I actually hate politics"
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You'd look great thinner.

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