Eat! This viagra's temporary.
There's my probation officer.
You're getting the check?
I'm actually a guy.
Wait...edit: That's how she could ruin a date. Him?
I'm waiting for marriage.
"I actually hate politics"
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
You'd look great thinner.
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?