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Challenge - Ruin a First Date in 4 Words

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Can I bring Dad?
Can't Handle The Heat?
Then Don't Mess With The Penguin!
Hi, I'm Donald Trump



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
"I hate you already"
I'm voting for Trump.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Sign this relationship agreement.
I brought pepper spray.
We'd make beautiful children
I want that waitress
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
My name is Hillary Clinton
I have multiple personality disorder,
but my psychiatrist said
dating would be good for all of us.




TB
? A True Story ?
I'm allergic to everything!
Oh shit! My wife!
You looked prettier online.
I just escaped prison
What a guy would say to ruin it.... "We're fuckin' tonight, right?"
different from your photos
Oops sorry I farted
You smell really odd
"Attica 2716442?" Strange tatoo!
Quote by Master_Jonathan
Mom will drive us.




Made me forget what I was gonna say. Lol. Thanks
I have sexual diseases. (I don't really.)
"Results came back positive."
"My balls are itchy"
"I'm HETEROsapien, not HOMOsapien!" - Actually had someone say this to me the other day...
"I molested that tree."
"Ignore my ball scratching"
"Showers aren't for me"
My anti-lice-shampoo didn't work
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i