Sign this relationship agreement.
We'd make beautiful children
My name is Hillary Clinton
I have multiple personality disorder,
but my psychiatrist said
dating would be good for all of us.
TB
Indentured Grammar Fascist
I'm allergic to everything!
You looked prettier online.
What a guy would say to ruin it.... "We're fuckin' tonight, right?"
different from your photos
"Attica 2716442?" Strange tatoo!
I have sexual diseases. (I don't really.)
"Results came back positive."
"My balls are itchy"
"I'm HETEROsapien, not HOMOsapien!" - Actually had someone say this to me the other day...
"I molested that tree."
"Ignore my ball scratching"
"Showers aren't for me"
My anti-lice-shampoo didn't work
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i