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Batman or Bond?

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Actually:


‘Name: Bond, James. Height: 183 cm, weight: 76kg; slim build; eyes: blue; hair: black; scar down right cheek & on left shoulder; all-round athlete; expert pistol shot, boxer, knife-thrower; does not use disguises. Languages: French and German. Smokes heavily (NB: special cigarettes with three gold bands); vices: drink, but not to excess, and women.'

Ian Fleming, From Russia With Love

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183 cm = 6.00394 ft 76 kg =167.551 lb



Oh, you went with the book Bond. Nice. Either way, I'm all for Batman.

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Oh, you went with the book Bond.


Well duh, movies never match up to books. Besides that's were it all started.
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Bond book or movie
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i am noticing a trend here
most of the guys have said bond, most of the women have said batman...
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Batman all the way
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batman is pretty awesome
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Batman, hands down, no question about it!!
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Bond...Lush Bond always, not the bat.

But hey, If you had included MacGyver and Jason Bourne than it would have been Bourne instead of Bond
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Bond without a doubt...I would love to get to grips with him...
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Batman. I have always had a thing for him...Maybe I shold be Catwoman instead. A more adventurous Catwoman, but Catwoman none the less.
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cat woman is hot ;)
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Bond. There's no competition here.
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Batman. No question about it!
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Definitely Bond - he doesn't have to use a different persona to fight crime and his scope is global, not limited to Gotham City!! And it's got to be far easier to get his clothes off lol!
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Bond, James Bond.

He is so much more real, he gets very sexy women, travels all over the world.

Batman: He is alone most of the time, he has Robin and Alfred ( ok if your into that, not judging him).

Stays in Gotham City the crime capital of the universe.
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If I could be the Black Widow, I'd have the best of both Bond and Batman, and still be sexy as hell! :-)


Edit: ("best of both Bond and Batman" Say that 3 times over as fast as you can!)
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Bond, as long as it is Sean Connery.
Tough call. I'm a longtime fan of both and have fantasized myself in both roles. QUick analysis:

Cool gadgets? Check on both, but Batman can actually afford his. 007's are mostly loaners from his employer. Advantage Batman for being independent.

Hot chicks? Check on both. No advantage (Selena Kyle/Catwoman and Pussy Galore teaming up would actually be rather cool)

Fast cars? Check on both but I'll bet a jet-powered Batmobile smokes an Aston or Bentley (much as I love my British touring cars). Advantage Batman

Costume? 007 is a stylish dresser, no doubt of that (well, some incarnations at least). However, so is Bruce Wayne and he gets to wear a cool costume while kicking ass to boot. Advantage Batman.

Rogues Gallery? Both have some pretty great antagonists. James has Blofeld, Goldfinger, Rosa Klebb, Hugo Drax, and more. Bruce has The Joker, Penguin, Two-Face, Riddler, Ras Al-Ghul and more. No advantage.


FINAL TALLY: Batman gets 3 out of 5 with 2 ties. Bond gets 2 ties. I'm donning the cowl and firing up my Batmobile. Look out criminals of Gotham.
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I am a HUGE bond fan, have all the movies (four sets of each, that includes the bond50 special edition Blu-ray set) and all the Ian Flemming books.

the first movie I ever saw from beginning to end was from Russia with love. that was the start of my love affair with movies and Bond in particular.

I am such a bond fan that I have a list of personal statistic on the order of best to worst on all the bond topics.

actors that played bond
bond girls
baddie bond girls
baddies
henchmen
gadgets
cars.

I have a folder on my computer dedicated to bond.

you could say I'm a Bond geek/nerd.

of and btw I like batman too just you'll never get me to not love bond. (unless they get Idris Elba to play bond, madness)
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James Bond- He is gentlemanly, confident, and got skills lol
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Bond with Batman
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Bond - especially with a DB4, 30 Y.O. Single Malt and a Licence to Kill.