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Never been abducted however, I am just waiting for the mother ship to return and pick me up.
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Why do cats purr?
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Quote by knobby
Good question, nobody knows, there are just theories.
They purr because they are contented. It's how they do it, not why, that nobody knows.
Having had cats, my guess would be it's a vibration of the diaphragm.
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Quote by knobby
Good question, nobody knows, there are just theories.
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How did the first human learn to have sex and the possible position they tried??
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If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Quote by Liz
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Why, Liz - I'm surprised you don't know this. He ate them, of course. Just like he did ......
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Candyman
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." Nikos Kazantzakis
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Quote by WSCLG
Why, Liz - I'm surprised you don't know this. He ate them, of course. Just like he did ......
Peter Piper must be Italian.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the centre of the earth?
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
Convict
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
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Why are things sent via ship called cargo and things sent via car called a shipment?
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
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Is chocolate better than sex for women?
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Quote by Robert0909
Is chocolate better than sex for women?
Not this one.
Which says a lot, because I fucking love chocolate.
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Why do cats purr?
Cats come from outer space and are in fact completely convincing androids. They have to pull psycho-kinetic energy through touch from the humans they control and use this power to digest cat food (ever wondered why cat fur attracts static electricity so easily? It's all part of that energy-absorbing thingy). What to us sounds like purring is just the rumbling of their digesting module.
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What made humans end up speaking different languages?
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Cats come from outer space and are in fact completely convincing androids. They have to pull psycho-kinetic energy through touch from the humans they control and use this power to digest cat food (ever wondered why cat fur attracts static electricity so easily? It's all part of that energy-absorbing thingy). What to us sounds like purring is just the rumbling of their digesting module.
I never knew that...fascinating.
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Quote by ChrissieLeckerWell that's beats any answer I've heard. Thanks
Cats come from outer space and are in fact completely convincing androids. They have to pull psycho-kinetic energy through touch from the humans they control and use this power to digest cat food (ever wondered why cat fur attracts static electricity so easily? It's all part of that energy-absorbing thingy). What to us sounds like purring is just the rumbling of their digesting module.