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DanielleX
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Quote by knobby


Humans didn't suddenly appear, we evolved from apes very slowly. life has been reproducing since single cell organisms and has never stopped. My guess is early humans tried all positions.


I don't think we evolved from apes. We evolved from primitive hominids and they in turn from more primitive primates etc. Apes are evolved from the same common ancestor as us, which is why we share so many genes.

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Quote by knobby


Humans didn't suddenly appear, we evolved from apes very slowly. life has been reproducing since single cell organisms and has never stopped. My guess is early humans tried all positions.


Humans came from apes? Hmmm your side of the family?
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Quote by DanielleX


I don't think we evolved from apes. We evolved from primitive hominids and they in turn from more primitive primates etc. Apes are evolved from the same common ancestor as us, which is why we share so many genes.


You are correct Danielle, I was generalising, apes/hominids are often regarded as being the same thing but aren't. According to wiki - The Hominidae include orangutans, gorillas, chimpanzees, bonobos and humans. If we could only find that pesky missing link.

Has anyone on lush found the missing link?
jollyjack
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Yes. I found the missing link in a drawer I was tidying up.

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Quote by knobby


What is the sexiest language or accent in the whole wide world?


Everyone knows that - Brooklynese.

Who is the world's most cuddly despot?
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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
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Quote by Tashtego


Everyone knows that - Brooklynese.

Who is the world's most cuddly despot?


However cuddly a despot may appear, their despotic tendencies make them uncuddleable.
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Quote by MasterJonathan
Does your shadow go to sleep at night?


This could be in reference to sleep paralysis?
I would say your shadow sleeps until you wake up. smile
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Quote by angieseroticpen
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?



To lose time, patience and develop gastritis or stress. (But keep trying)
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Why do the British love jams and chutneys so much?

What is with that?
1lush
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Why does tooth paste fall off the brush so easy, but sticks to the damn sink so good?????
Master_Jonathan
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Gravity and the adhesive properties of cleaning-resistant toothpaste!



Why is it that the speed of the motorist directly ahead of you is in inverse proportion to amount of things you have to do that day or the lateness you are in doing them?
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Quote by 1lush
Why do cats purr?




Because they can't sing.
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Quote by trinket



If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?




It doesn't grow on tree's it comes from plants; thus the branches.
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The only correct answer to the question. Why? Is because. The only one other answer acceptable is. Why not? which is really answering A question with another question. So my question is if we already know the answer. How come we keep asking the question?
simplyjohn
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Why when its cold or someone runs a tap close to me do I feel the urge to pee? .. and dont say its your age!!
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Quote by simplyjohn
Why when its cold or someone runs a tap close to me do I feel the urge to pee? .. and dont say its your age!!


Possible stress incontinence

Why do some people like marmite its disgusting???
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What happens if you get 'scared half to death' Twice?
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Why is the fear of long words called "hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia"?
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What smart ass put the "s" in the word "lisp"?
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Quote by splodger
What happens if you get 'scared half to death' Twice?


You don't..
Dani
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?

When God sneezes, what do you say?

If I get scared to half to death twice, does that equal a full death?

If I try to fail and I succeed, what did I do?

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Quote by Dani
Can fat people go skinny dipping?

When God sneezes, what do you say?

If I get scared to half to death twice, does that equal a full death?

If I try to fail and I succeed, what did I do?


If you try to fail and succeed then you succeed at failing and yes, I've seen fat people skinny dip.
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If you suffer from Kleptomania..........Do you take something for it ?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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Of course they do! Everyone loves new experiences.


If you could be anywhere with anyone right now, where would you be and why?
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Why do some people answer thier own questions when they ask them?

Why do some people answer a question with a question?



Why is ice slippery?
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Quote by trinket



If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?




Why do banks charge insufficient funds fees when they already know that there isn't enough money to cover them?