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Constant Gardener
When microwaving your 'baked' potato, prick it with a tooth pick several times to allow the internal steam to vent from the tuber.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
When microwaving your 'baked' potato, prick it with a tooth pick several times to allow the internal steam to vent from the tuber.
I would suggest a fork instead, faster and no chances of eating splinters.
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Constant Gardener
When scrambling eggs, add a splash of cream to the mixture bowl for fluffier results, in the frying skillet, later.
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beef marinade- 1/2 pineapple juice-1/2 Italian dressing-your favorite steak sauce-garlic-black pepper
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fried catfish- soak fish in mixture of milk-egg-yellow mustard & Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning and then cover with mixture of 1/2 all purpose flour & 1/2 corn meal with a pinch of baking soda thrown in and fry
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heavenly corn bread -1cup-flour,1cup-cornmeal,1cup sugar,1tbs baking powder,1egg,1cup-oil,1cup milk -mix dry ingredients and then add wet ingredients and stir just until egg is mixed well- 350degrees
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Braise your beef tenderloin prior to seasoning for stroganoff.
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lots of salt in the boiling water and cold water as soon as you remove boiled eggs makes for an easy peal
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Quote by shygeekQuote by MrNudiePants
Never fry bacon in the nude.
Ouch!
The other day, I wasn't nude, but I wasn't wearing a lot of clothing and I was frying tofu - ouchies
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Pan fry rice before adding water (with bullion) then bring to a boil uncovered. Put on lid, turn down heat and let simmer.
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To all the health freaks out there shrimp have hidden bad cholesterol in them, even when uncooked.
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To all the health freaks out there shrimp have hidden bad cholesterol in them, even when uncooked.
Do not feed your dog, people food.
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by LittleMissBitch
salt meat BEFORE you cook it.
I wouldn't. It'll dry it out more than if you did it at the end.
nah, not really. the salt isnt on long enough to draw out much moisture and the flavor is deeper and richer than if you just sprinkle salt after taking off the grill or out of oven.
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For the best effect, serve all meals to your guests, at least 70 minutes later than you first announced. A starving audience will eat everything and congratulate you on your excellent cooking techniques, afterwards!
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Quote by LittleMissBitchQuote by chefkathleenQuote by LittleMissBitch
salt meat BEFORE you cook it.
I wouldn't. It'll dry it out more than if you did it at the end.
nah, not really. the salt isnt on long enough to draw out much moisture and the flavor is deeper and richer than if you just sprinkle salt after taking off the grill or out of oven.
Imagine how much more moist your food would be if you waited on salting it. Salt takes water/moisture out of food. That's why it is used for curing meats. Then again there's brining the meat. That's different all round. Or salting 24 to 72 hours ahead of time. Especially poultry.