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which food can you SIMPLY NOT ABIDE?

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Red beets. They taste like dirt. When on a juicing kick I thought I could get the health benes by making beet and apple juice. Big mistake. Huge! It was even worse...tasted like sweet dirt. There is no way that I could ever be sick enough to use beets as a cure. Never. As in never ever.
hard-boiled eggs. Don't see the point.
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Pretty much any overly sugary processed food.

My girlfriend and I bought Pop-Tarts the other day, just for nostalgia's sake... I nearly vomited and my teeth ached for the next 15 minutes.
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Celery


Years ago, I carried a truck load of freshly cut celery from field to processing plant. I actually got to watch it being harvested. While watching / waiting to get loaded, I cut off a stalk and ate it ... rather "sweet" tasting. That load was on my truck for nearly 24 hours due to problems at processing plant. When I finally got to unload, I grabbed a few random stalks coming off the truck and it was "bland to slightly bitter" in taste. 24 tons of celery is a BIG, BIG pile???
Custard. I have no clue why people eat it.
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Custard. I have no clue why people eat it.


Do you consider creme brulee a "custard"?
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Do you consider creme brulee a "custard"?


Excuse your french. And I don't eat rich desserts so you'd have to tell me.
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Excuse your french. And I don't eat rich desserts so you'd have to tell me.


You're asking me to whisper in your ear about one of the most delicious things known to the human palate. If I didn't know better I wouldn't be fluffing up my tickler right now.
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You're asking me to whisper in your ear about one of the most delicious things known to the human palate. If I didn't know better I wouldn't be fluffing up my tickler right now.


We both know I've fluffed your tickler before.
"A dirty book is rarely dusty"
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We both know I've fluffed your tickler before.


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I will NOT eat stewed okra nor black olives. I'll fight ya for fried okra ???


You're right. Okra must be fried and I like mine crunchy. But stewed or boiled okra is a big NO. That is so slippery, the texture alone makes it unpalatable.
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Pretty much any overly sugary processed food.

My girlfriend and I bought Pop-Tarts the other day, just for nostalgia's sake... I nearly vomited and my teeth ached for the next 15 minutes.


Aside from my aforementioned #1 spot, there's this meal here in Quebec that's called 'pâté chinois' (which means 'chinese pie', which incidentally has absolutely nothing to do with Chinese people). The three ingredients are beef, corn and mashed potatoes. It's one of the rare meals that I just can't fucking eat, the last time that I even had a bite at it was probably more than 20 years ago.

Sorry for the rather graphic depiction, but to me it just feels like eating someone else's vomit. Most people even add plenty of ketchup to intensify the horror:


A plate of tripe, it's the fatty inner lining of the first stomach of a steer, calf, hog, or sheep.
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A plate of tripe, it's the fatty inner lining of the first stomach of a steer, calf, hog, or sheep.


I've never tried tripe and thanks to your description, I never will. Thanks! I don't like chitlins either.
someone once told me that snake tastes like chicken. i told them to fry up some chicken then because i wasn't eating that slimey worm
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someone once told me that snake tastes like chicken. i told them to fry up some chicken then because i wasn't eating that slimy worm


A man once asked me if I liked chicken and when I said I did he pulled out his penis and said, "Suck this then, it's foul!"
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Sour cream. Can't stand the stuff.
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A man once asked me if I liked chicken and when I said I did he pulled out his penis and said, "Suck this then, it's foul!"


Artichoke hearts.