Top shelf: A jar of Quince jam, A jar of bramble jam, a jar of robertson's marmalade (unopened), a muller fruit corner (black cherry), a round carton of kraft triangles, a jar of Colman's mustard, a jar of mint sauce.
Middle shelf: A tub of Flora proactive (olive), A box of Trex, three tins of sardines, a slab of Cadbury's dairy milk, a slightly dodgy looking chorizo sausage with a stringy bit at the end.
The plastic box thing at the bottom:
A head of broccoli (going a bit yellow but okay) three carrots and a parsnip.
In the door: Five eggs in their little holders, two bottles of export Grolsch, a carton of semi-skimmed milk, a carton of prune juice.
Top shelf - A pot of soured cream, some sliced ham and some jars of sauces (apple, cranberry, mayonnaise, salad cream, caeser, thousand island) and pickles (Branston and piccalilli)
Middle shelf - Cheese! That's mature cheddar, Laughing Cow triangles and a tiny bit of brie. Also a tub of Sainsbury's Buttersoft, cucumber, half a cos lettuce and a box of eggs and an unopened pack of unsmoked back bacon which I'm saving for a gigantic bacon sandwich treat this coming Friday lunchtime.
Bottom shelf - Three cans of cider, some dumpy bottles of beer and some wine a bag of Maltesers and some Lidl Kit Kat copies called caramel crunch or something like that. The bottom shelf is my treat shelf!
And in the door - Some milk, a bottle of diet lemonade, a couple of cans of coke and a little bottle of Nando's peri peri sauce.
I have lots of healthy food in there, and the guys have lots of crap. Oh... and I have a chocolate penis I keep in there so it won't melt or ever get soft!
Purified water
Fresh vegetables from my garden
Vitamins and supplements
Eggs (organic)
Flora (fat free)
Pulses
Probiotic drinks and yogurts
Body building and fitness/good health products
Two gallons nonfat milk
One gallon whole milk
One gallon 2% milk fat chocolate milk
Assorted fruits and vegetables, including individually prepared Ziploc snack packs of baby carrots and cut apples
Brewed tea
Pulp-free orange juice
Four bottles Chateau Ste. Michelle Riesling, varying years
Prepackaged lunchmeats
Sliced Tillamook mild Cheddar cheese
Sliced Tillamook Colby Jack and Jack cheese
Wedge "No Woman" Jamaican-spiced cheese from the Beecher's Handmade Cheeses shop
Fried tofu pieces, from Uwajimaya, for use in phad thai
Several containers of other varieties of tofu
Several containers of freshly made cold noodles, from Uwajimaya
Yoghurt
Tenderloin steaks, bulk pack, from Costco
Dry-cured thick cut bacon
Prosciutto
Two packages pizza dough
Pepperoni (sliced)
One salted caramel cheesecake, purchased yesterday
...and that's just the fridge. Not the freezer.
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