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Celebrate Life
ah, thanks for the Wine Stepdaddy .... what a Tuesday!!


Cheers!

Van
All right bring on the shots. I'm ready to get TORN up!
Enjoy some of this fine vintage, Ata. It's one of Johnny Depp's favorites, La Tache, grown in France near his villa.



I think I'll pour myself a glass, too.

Did all of you see Madonna might be considered for a judge on American Idol?

MADONNA is being lined up as the saviour of telly show American Idol.

With SIMON COWELL quitting as a judge after tomorrow's final, Idol boss SIMON FULLER is desperate for a big name to fill the X Factor chief's shoes.

And the Queen Of Pop tops Fuller's wish list to take the music mogul's place on the panel.

A source said: "Simon is going to leave a gaping hole. Not only is he an expert, he's also a big star in the States.

"Everyone agrees Madge would be great and they want her as a full-time judge. But if that fails they'd at least like her as a mentor."

Ratings for the talent show are at an all-time low and filming for the next series has been pushed back to September as bosses search for a new judge.

Cowell admits his farewell after nine series is going to be emotional.

But he feels his replacement needs to be someone who "actually knows what they're talking about".

Therein lies the problem.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/2985965/Madonna-is-being-lined-up-to-judge-American-Idol.html
Good shit. Cheers man. Mind if I take the bottle?
i wanna get wine drunk right now... smile



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White or Red?
Happy Sunday Lushies... I haven't been here for a while... I have been lounging in the new luxury suite just off the main hotel wing... catching up on a few zzzz's.... and enjoying the view just outside the window.






I noticed they have done a few renovations around here. And might I say that my favourite addition to the Lush Resort, is the beautiful new gardens and aviary that was installed.




It looks absolutely divine.... There is nothing like lush tropical foliage to wake up to every morning. And let's not forget the addition of the most beautiful and intelligent birds of the jungle to keep the aviary interesting! I'm sure the parrots will be a most welcome addition to the resort... although I hear they can be quite mischievous too. Careful of getting too close. If you don't know how to handle them, I hear they pack a nasty bite!




In the meantime, I made some delicious little omelette snacks to start everyone's morning. I thought the presentation on these was adorable. And there's enough for everyone. Just grab a spoon!




And I know it's only morning, but Anton assured me he has a delicious recipe for breakfast shots. And who couldn't use a shot to start the day. Besides, many people are celebrating a long weekend, so don't hold back now. Enjoy and keep that buzz going!


Here's a funky little track to get your day started right... sexy Morcheeba!

Buon giorno, DD and everyone.

Those birds are really pretty and a nice addition to the place.

I hope you don't mind TG and I used that luxury suite before our trip to Indianapolis today. It's the big Indianapolis 500 race, and we're taking LushAir® for a jaunt. Any of you are welcome to join us, of course, and I promise to have you back here in a day.



I'll check out the wine selection they have there and report back if there's anything good. That way, I can write off the trip as a business expense.

Did you see we lost two popular actors this week? Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper.

I have to get going because TG is already flirting with a female flight attendant.

With kisses on the cheeks of the dolls, sweetly...
I feel really bad for Gary Coleman. Poor guy.
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I feel really bad for Gary Coleman. Poor guy.


I know, this is just so sad...

It seems that 'intracrainial brain hemorrhage' is replacing 'drug overdose' as the crisis of the moment in Hollywood. First the Bret Michaels scare, and now this...

Very scary...
Hi Lushies!

I’ve missed you guys! I was off on a two week vacation with my friend Cristiano Ronaldo. I’m sure most of you know who he is and if you don’t --- how could you not?

I was in need of some serious pampering and like a good friend he came to my rescue, picking me up and flying me to a gorgeous beach in Mexico. We spent plenty of time relaxing by the shore and soaking up the rays.



We were both all smiles practically the whole trip…
… and there were those few times when we got a little too friendly!



Aww the memories, Anton baby please get me a sex on the beach; I want to relive the last two weeks.



what’s new here?
You look like you're enjoying yourself there Mara. Don't deplete all his energy, he has a World Cup to attend next week.


With the World Cup hysteria sweeping the globe, I made sure we had matchbooks, signs, and drink specials with a soccer theme. Be sure to check out the matches on our huge screens or listen while swimming in one of the infinity pools.

With summer here in the northern hemisphere, are there any other sports events you enjoy?

I'll pour you some Jerez while you think about that.


Hi, all!

I hope no one minds if I bring my date for the evening along.


I'll have what Necho is having ....... oh yes!
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I'll have what Necho is having ....... oh yes!


make mine a double, a Necho and a Van Gogh
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Hi, all!

I hope no one minds if I bring my date for the evening along.




ok, for those of us who don't wanna get blotto and eat ribs and chips, i'm resurecting this baby. bar is now... open!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

Nice job Your Royal Spriteness! Another corner of the Kingdom for you to play in. Plus I was getting lonely in here eating salad and drinking skinny margaritas for the past year all by myself...

First question that comes to mind that fits this thread that I've been thinking about lately. What do we all think about burlesque dancing? I know it had a little modern revival with the Pussycat Dolls and that movie starring Christina Aguilera which I actually quite liked (can't remember the name of it now). Do you find burlesque to be sexier than modern strip clubs? More artistic? Maybe we'll end up with a throwback to a sexuality that was more about corsets and teasing rather than straight up tits and ass... I know even regular porn is actually starting to seem kinkier to me now when the girls are partly clothed. Maybe we're all getting desensitized.

Thoughts anyone? I would love to get some guys perspectives on this one too.

For inspiration... the lovely Dita Von Teese (who sometimes makes me wish I could rock that sultry brunette look for a night or two).

I think a hybrid would be the perfect gentlemen's club. I like the slow tease of burlesque and the focus on one girl at a time but I still want the sluttiness, nudity, and lapdances of a modern club
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ok, for those of us who don't wanna get blotto and eat ribs and chips, i'm resurecting this baby. bar is now... open!


Who in their right mind would not want to get blotto and eat ribs and chips???

Jeez...I just don't understand some people these days...just saying...

And Doll...any girl who hangs out in a martini glass is fine with me...

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Do you find burlesque to be sexier than modern strip clubs? More artistic? Maybe we'll end up with a throwback to a sexuality that was more about corsets and teasing rather than straight up tits and ass... I know even regular porn is actually starting to seem kinkier to me now when the girls are partly clothed. Maybe we're all getting desensitized.

Thoughts anyone? I would love to get some guys perspectives on this one too.


I think burlesque is a lost art, and way more sexy than the modern strip club. They show you just enough to get riled up but not show everything off the bat. There is a revival of burlesque like you had said in movies etc - Doll the movie you are thinking about with Christina Aguilera is called.....

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

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Haha... blonde moment for me. That should have been kind of obvious, right?

I find the problem with a lot of modern strip clubs is that unless it's a featured dancer, sometimes it just looks like a girl buzzed out on quaaludes or just completely stoned sort of wandering around on stage, swaying and peeling off clothes. The nudity in itself is sexy for some, I guess. Plus I'm a girl, maybe I just expect more from my sexual entertainment... but... I feel that burlesque focuses more on the performance and pulls your mind into it as well. To keep me interested, I just think that seduction should involve more than just getting naked. I would love to find (or create) a cool vintage-y burlesque club in my city. I actually think it would be a sexy date idea. More women would probably feel more comfortable going into a burlesque club than a strip joint too.

Of course, Cher's character in the movie didn't quite have the business pouring in... but anyway... I would obviously run the club a lot better than she did! Plus I wouldn't mind getting on stage now and then either.
well, not being someone who goes to a lot of strip clubs, my only real knowledge of them is probably flawed, but i kind of see them as... serious. like a the girls are serious, the guys are serious, it's all business? this is just my perception of them. burlesque, on the other hand, seems kind of fun. like dressing up - given the choice, that's what i'd go with - dressing up in pretty, maybe even a little campy, costumes - corsets, boas, boots, maybe even little hats? maybe little skits and... i don't know, it sounds more entertaining, like it's more than just a show for guys to jerk off too... one of my favorite musicians, btw, is named Emelie Autumn, and i got to see her twice, and her show is basically a burlesquse show - no nudity, but corsets and garter and stalkings and adult themed - in between songs there are litte skits and all the girls have personas and its just FUN as well as sexy and i think i'd feel comfortable at a real burlesque show, while at a strip club, i think i'd just feel a little dirty?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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i'd feel comfortable at a real burlesque show, while at a strip club, i think i'd just feel a little dirty?



What? You've never been to a strip club???

How did I miss this key fact in the time that I've known you? That means more dirty points for me... I might be winning now.
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i'd feel comfortable at a real burlesque show, while at a strip club, i think i'd just feel a little dirty?



What? You've never been to a strip club???

How did I miss this key fact in the time that I've known you? That means more dirty points for me... I might be winning now.


*blushes* umm... well... i might have gone once, but that was cause one of the girls invited me in, and to be honest, i felt really uncomfortable and it's not really my thing... ok, so you just pulled ahead. gonna have to have a dirty weekend now to tie it up... and i have been to a bdsm club, so does that count? smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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