MADONNA is being lined up as the saviour of telly show American Idol.
With SIMON COWELL quitting as a judge after tomorrow's final, Idol boss SIMON FULLER is desperate for a big name to fill the X Factor chief's shoes.
And the Queen Of Pop tops Fuller's wish list to take the music mogul's place on the panel.
A source said: "Simon is going to leave a gaping hole. Not only is he an expert, he's also a big star in the States.
"Everyone agrees Madge would be great and they want her as a full-time judge. But if that fails they'd at least like her as a mentor."
Ratings for the talent show are at an all-time low and filming for the next series has been pushed back to September as bosses search for a new judge.
Cowell admits his farewell after nine series is going to be emotional.
But he feels his replacement needs to be someone who "actually knows what they're talking about".
Therein lies the problem.
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ok, for those of us who don't wanna get blotto and eat ribs and chips, i'm resurecting this baby. bar is now... open!
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Do you find burlesque to be sexier than modern strip clubs? More artistic? Maybe we'll end up with a throwback to a sexuality that was more about corsets and teasing rather than straight up tits and ass... I know even regular porn is actually starting to seem kinkier to me now when the girls are partly clothed. Maybe we're all getting desensitized.
Thoughts anyone? I would love to get some guys perspectives on this one too.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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i'd feel comfortable at a real burlesque show, while at a strip club, i think i'd just feel a little dirty?
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i'd feel comfortable at a real burlesque show, while at a strip club, i think i'd just feel a little dirty?
What? You've never been to a strip club???
How did I miss this key fact in the time that I've known you? That means more dirty points for me... I might be winning now.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.