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The Reason People Get Colds FINALLY Revealed!
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OMG!! That's too funny!
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thats funny I like it
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Teased and Tormented -My very first story and competition entry is now up!
Reminded me of this old joke:
A lady goes to the doctor.
"I'm so embarassed doctor, I really need your help to save my marriage"
"What's the problem"
"It's sex, I just find it too painful. My husband is very demanding, I'm afraid that sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him"
"Have you tried masturbating"
"Yes, but it makes my wrist ache"
"Have you tried oral sex"?
"Uh-huh, that makes me choke"
"Have you tied anal sex"?
"Yep, it really gives me the runs"
"Well, have you tried nasal sex"?
"What, up the bogey hole"?
"Yes, try it, it could be the answer to your problem"
1 week later she comes back
"Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex"
"Of course not"
SSSNNNIIIIFFFF
"Thank fuck for that"!
A lady goes to the doctor.
"I'm so embarassed doctor, I really need your help to save my marriage"
"What's the problem"
"It's sex, I just find it too painful. My husband is very demanding, I'm afraid that sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him"
"Have you tried masturbating"
"Yes, but it makes my wrist ache"
"Have you tried oral sex"?
"Uh-huh, that makes me choke"
"Have you tied anal sex"?
"Yep, it really gives me the runs"
"Well, have you tried nasal sex"?
"What, up the bogey hole"?
"Yes, try it, it could be the answer to your problem"
1 week later she comes back
"Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex"
"Of course not"
SSSNNNIIIIFFFF
"Thank fuck for that"!
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Quote by MORPHUS99
Reminded me of this old joke:
A lady goes to the doctor.
"I'm so embarassed doctor, I really need your help to save my marriage"
"What's the problem"
"It's sex, I just find it too painful. My husband is very demanding, I'm afraid that sooner or later he'll leave me for another women that can satisfy him"
"Have you tried masturbating"
"Yes, but it makes my wrist ache"
"Have you tried oral sex"?
"Uh-huh, that makes me choke"
"Have you tied anal sex"?
"Yep, it really gives me the runs"
"Well, have you tried nasal sex"?
"What, up the bogey hole"?
"Yes, try it, it could be the answer to your problem"
1 week later she comes back
"Nocnor, can noo get pnegnant from nasal snex"
"Of course not"
SSSNNNIIIIFFFF
"Thank fuck for that"!
