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Professor Shameless: could I have my grades now?

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"Her ass is so fat, when she 'hauls ass', she has to make two trips."
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That made me laugh out loud Roc.

"Her ass is so big that she considers a Hummer economy size."
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You two are cracking me up big time! No pun intended, well, only a little bit
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Only one thing I can say ,OMG.
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Quote by roccotool
"Her ass is so fat, when she 'hauls ass', she has to make two trips."



SHE HAS TO PUT A SIGN ON HER BUTT "WIDE LOAD AHEAD"
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Her ass is so big that Shamu threw a Jenny Craig brochure at her at the waterpark.
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"Her ass is so fat, when you slap it, you can ride the wave."
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Quote by roccotool
"Her ass is so fat, when you slap it, you can ride the wave."


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Her ass is so big that the cheeks rubbed together and started a fire.
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Her ass is so big that the cheeks rubbed together and started a fire.