"Her ass is so fat, when she 'hauls ass', she has to make two trips."
That made me laugh out loud Roc.
"Her ass is so big that she considers a Hummer economy size."
Only one thing I can say ,OMG.
Her ass is so big that Shamu threw a Jenny Craig brochure at her at the waterpark.
"Her ass is so fat, when you slap it, you can ride the wave."
Her ass is so big that the cheeks rubbed together and started a fire.