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Guys... would you give up alcohol for this lot?

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,
I take one down and drink it myself
and never touch those lips again.

No wonder why men drank.


Bat
But which lips were they talking about? ;)
I really can't imagine a man being interested in any lips they have!
True, but there may be some out there who would be.

Geez, alcohol over kissing, though? Ridiculous choice. =P
I think most guys would have to be drunk to look at that lot!
Then they'd be out of the race anyway.
I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.
They should have been locked in a cell one by one with sex sickos
This "lot" looks like the main reason men would drink..... ....lol
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
LoL this was funny... no wonder it didnt worksmile

Skip to 2009 and we have the Tui girls creating em booze
I could see me being the town drunk ,,If that was all I had to look at in the way of women!

SHAME on Shameless!
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I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.


Unfortunately, they were overqualified.

Except, noticeably, in the Macabre Sexy criteria. Hmmmphf.


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
What the hell does 'fap' mean?
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What the hell does 'fap' mean?



I was joking, because the women are unattractive (to me).


Definition of "fap".


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Could be that we have been misled into thinking that self pleasuring just happens naturally,, After seeing those women,,I think some man invented it to avoid those gals.
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Quote by Angela
I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.


But Morticia was HOT!
I think I'd make an attempt at drinking myself to death
I'm always perving...
along the same lines............ Someone once said to Winston Churchill, If I was your wife I would poison your drink. To which he replied, Madam if I were your husband I'd drink it.
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along the same lines............ Someone once said to Winston Churchill, If I was your wife I would poison your drink. To which he replied, Madam if I were your husband I'd drink it.


I've heard that and laughed my ass off.
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along the same lines............ Someone once said to Winston Churchill, If I was your wife I would poison your drink. To which he replied, Madam if I were your husband I'd drink it.

Also attributed to Sir Winston Churchill:

"Sir, you're drunk!"

"Yes, madam, I am, and you're ugly; in the morning, I shall be sober."
Gotta love Winnie.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I don't drink.... but I still don't want theeem.... ehhh...
I would NEED to be drunk to touch that
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
I was in a play last year and we had a group of anti-alcohol ladies in the group. LMAO. Thanks for the memories.
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."

Simone de Beauvoir
Yikes! I'd be a falling down drunk!