Active Ink Slinger
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Guys... would you give up alcohol for this lot?
Active Ink Slinger
99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer,
I take one down and drink it myself
and never touch those lips again.
No wonder why men drank.
Bat
I take one down and drink it myself
and never touch those lips again.
No wonder why men drank.
Bat
Sassy Red-haired Beach Kat/Dune Goddess
I'm with you Bat....those women are pretty scary looking!
Dirty Talk Competition story: His Voice
New Mac & Grace story: Boardrooms & Boudoirs - Part Three -Chapters 9-12
The Last Dance - Part 4 & Part 5
The Last Dance is a love story, but not your ordinary love story. I’d love for people to check it out. Thanks! 🥰
New short story: Under The Doctor's Desk
New micro: Another Man’s Wife
Active Ink Slinger
I really can't imagine a man being interested in any lips they have!
Active Ink Slinger
I think most guys would have to be drunk to look at that lot!
Then they'd be out of the race anyway.
Then they'd be out of the race anyway.
Rookie Scribe
I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.
Active Ink Slinger
They should have been locked in a cell one by one with sex sickos
Lush Legend
This "lot" looks like the main reason men would drink..... ....lol
....lol "Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Angela
I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.
Unfortunately, they were overqualified.
Except, noticeably, in the Macabre Sexy criteria. Hmmmphf.
Active Ink Slinger
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Oneline
What the hell does 'fap' mean?
I was joking, because the women are unattractive (to me).
Definition of "fap".
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Matriarch
Quote by Primal
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Angela
I think all those women auditioned for the role of Morticia in the Addams Family.
But Morticia was HOT!
Advanced Wordsmith
I think I'd make an attempt at drinking myself to death
I'm always perving...
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by skiierman
along the same lines............ Someone once said to Winston Churchill, If I was your wife I would poison your drink. To which he replied, Madam if I were your husband I'd drink it.
Also attributed to Sir Winston Churchill:
"Sir, you're drunk!"
"Yes, madam, I am, and you're ugly; in the morning, I shall be sober."
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Active Ink Slinger
I would NEED to be drunk to touch that
Active Ink Slinger
I was in a play last year and we had a group of anti-alcohol ladies in the group. LMAO. Thanks for the memories.
"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."
Simone de Beauvoir
Simone de Beauvoir
