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Good advice here
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Grammar lesson 4 u
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Mr. Plow, You may earn the title "Professor Drill Sargent" with this one!
Advanced Wordsmith
Outstanding! I hope it reaches some of the folks it was intended for!
Well done, Mr Plow!
I think i need to wash my mouth with holy water. Those were big words, and i mean BIG! 
Active Ink Slinger
Phaha this is PRICELESS!!!! This needs to be posted on every forum online!
Active Ink Slinger
Eye agree with all the above
I f-n hate lazy ass peeps
Eye aint doin nothin to day
I f-n hate lazy ass peeps
Eye aint doin nothin to day
Active Ink Slinger
everyone must hate the dickens out of my dot-dots.. but hey.. call me at 1-800-eatshit.. leave a message.. what I've learned over a few years of higher learning is that it is the space between the words that's more important.. not so much what fills 'em up..
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=d> That was wonderful, plowman. Now if you could only include one for 'affect' and 'effect'.
Matriarch
Ow, my eyes!
Very subtly done.
Very subtly done.
Matriarch
Quote by NobeUddy
Wow. Now could you do the world a favor and cover possessive and plural apostrophes?
http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst8953_Apostrophe-101.aspx
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
As for me ,, I take offense to this topic , I have not learned proper punctuation ,, and probably never will.
So if being literate to this kind of standard ,, or polically correct is one of the desires of this group ,, then
a test should be given upon the membership application.
Had I known that going back to school was in order here ,, to avoid an insulting of my abililties here ,, I
might have looked for another form of entertainment. If asked ,, Do you think this topic is funny ,, I
would say NO!!
So if one of our literate ,, or politically correct members would care to send me a PM ,, telling me why
this issue has to be brought up ,, in my opinion just to piss people off again ,, I will respond to you .
If I can't get an answer that soothes me,, Then I will need to find some less intellectual people to
converse with.
So if being literate to this kind of standard ,, or polically correct is one of the desires of this group ,, then
a test should be given upon the membership application.
Had I known that going back to school was in order here ,, to avoid an insulting of my abililties here ,, I
might have looked for another form of entertainment. If asked ,, Do you think this topic is funny ,, I
would say NO!!
So if one of our literate ,, or politically correct members would care to send me a PM ,, telling me why
this issue has to be brought up ,, in my opinion just to piss people off again ,, I will respond to you .
If I can't get an answer that soothes me,, Then I will need to find some less intellectual people to
converse with.
Matriarch
Quote by shameless009
As for me ,, I take offense to this topic , I have not learned proper punctuation ,, and probably never will.
So if being literate to this kind of standard ,, or polically correct is one of the desires of this group ,, then
a test should be given upon the membership application.
Had I known that going back to school was in order here ,, to avoid an insulting of my abililties here ,, I
might have looked for another form of entertainment. If asked ,, Do you think this topic is funny ,, I
would say NO!!
So if one of our literate ,, or politically correct members would care to send me a PM ,, telling me why
this issue has to be brought up ,, in my opinion just to piss people off again ,, I will respond to you .
If I can't get an answer that soothes me,, Then I will need to find some less intellectual people to
converse with.
No need to take it personally Shameless. Nobody expects people to write perfectly in a casual forum.
You're fun to have around, that's all that matters.
Quote by shameless009
Well ,, It sure doesn't look that way when ,, I read the very first part of this topic.
Please don't be upset shameless. I have seen even the highly educated members on here make grammatical errors in their post. No one on here is perfect.
So please, don't take it personal.
As long as I can understand what you are saying, I don't care how you spell it! or if you didn't put an apostrophe, not here in the forums anyway. Stories are a bit different though. We all come here with different backgrounds, and that is what makes Lush what it is.
I think the reason why this post went down so well is because of the beginning. I only read half of the post myself. I could see the funny side as everyone these days hates text talk.
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Quote by nicolaQuote by NobeUddy
Wow. Now could you do the world a favor and cover possessive and plural apostrophes?
://.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst8953_Apostrophe-101.aspx
Thank you!
As much as I know and understand this ... I am sure I will still drop an unexpected apostrophe grenade in my writing. They seem to just slip through my fingers. I also get the possessive–its–confused at times. (Turning the contraction into a possessive or visa-versa.) The creative part of my brain (writing) competes with the analytical part of my brain (rule following). I am not a big rule follower.
I am also not big on text words in general use, but I have (do) utilize them to SMS and to tweet. I would never use them in a story unless it is integral to the plot. Grammar is the tool of clear expression and the underpinnings of transparent multi-layered thought. All of that being said, I am a 12 year IRC user, and RP gamer (Second Life), and forum lurker. In these instances, sometimes, grammar is a causality of war. It tends to get trampled on in the speed to express a oneself. I think in these situations as long as what you are saying can be understood -- all is cool and casual.
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Quote by shameless009
As for me ,, I take offense to this topic , I have not learned proper punctuation ,, and probably never will.
So if being literate to this kind of standard ,, or polically correct is one of the desires of this group ,, then
a test should be given upon the membership application.
Had I known that going back to school was in order here ,, to avoid an insulting of my abililties here ,, I
might have looked for another form of entertainment. If asked ,, Do you think this topic is funny ,, I
would say NO!!
So if one of our literate ,, or politically correct members would care to send me a PM ,, telling me why
this issue has to be brought up ,, in my opinion just to piss people off again ,, I will respond to you .
If I can't get an answer that soothes me,, Then I will need to find some less intellectual people to
converse with.
Hey Shameless...if you ever need anybody less intellectual to talk to...give me a ring...can't get much less intellectual than that...unless you talk to inanimate objects...
I was never a well-read literate kind of guy...but, I understand the point, especially if you are going to actually write stories that will be read by others...
Hey...I think I'm getting better at least...
Later,
Alan.
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Constant Gardener
Quote by shameless009
I will be proud to have less intellectual conversations with you .
Dude, we could sit all day long in the neighborhood pool hall, buying one another cold brews, or maybe shoot some pool and own a table, making other whippersnappers buy our rounds for seven or eight hours til one of us gets too waxed to drive. Then we'd call Alan's Taxi service to transport us to that titty bar you know of, for the evening's festivities. He can come too.
But I ain't reading you any books and I don't want you reading me any either...
I don't think Mr. Plow meant any ill-will towards anyone here. This here is a reading site and a writing site. If nobody read what was written, it would not be so popular.
I get tired of reading, and head out for the boonies to cast a lure all day and not catch a frigg'n thing.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Quote by WellMadeMaleQuote by shameless009
I will be proud to have less intellectual conversations with you .
Dude, we could sit all day long in the neighborhood pool hall, buying one another cold brews, or maybe shoot some pool and own a table, making other whippersnappers buy our rounds for seven or eight hours til one of us gets too waxed to drive. Then we'd call Alan's Taxi service to transport us to that titty bar you know of, for the evening's festivities. He can come too.
But I ain't reading you any books and I don't want you reading me any either...
I don't think Mr. Plow meant any ill-will towards anyone here. This here is a reading site and a writing site. If nobody read what was written, it would not be so popular.
I get tired of reading, and head out for the boonies to cast a lure all day and not catch a frigg'n thing.
DAMN!!!! I want to come along; I can play a mean game of cue, I can stare at some titties also to get sobered up; I'll bring the dynamite for the fishing.mCYqUO2vTLUTu9ef