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Birdie
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Not to change the subject or anything but, Chef, it cracks me up when you *snort* LOL
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Bet there's some scat people in here with a hard on. *snort*
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Funny vid, Zaf.
Zafia
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Quote by chefkathleen
That was funny as hell.

I still wanna know how you poop yourself from the front..
Bet there's some scat people in here with a hard on. *snort*



Um, I rather not know...and I am sure there are some people reading this as we speak with hard-ons....LOL!


thanks roc....
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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That guy has to learn when to let go of his pole.

Back to the Frontwards Poo...

I always like a good conspiracy theory, so I suspect there must have been a second shitter on the grassy knoll.
Zafia
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I know its crazy that he still held on....I was like screaming "Dude let go!!".....:P:

I was thinking the same thing because that is just too much shit for one person....LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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second shitter on the grassy knoll
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second shitter on the grassy knoll



Oh come on that was funny Roc.......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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I meant to use the laughing emoticon because it's really funny.

Now can we change the subject, please? Eeeesh.
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I usually put that in when I really do snort laughter, LB
Birdie
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I just think it is cute is all....LOL Don't think I am crazy....
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Too late.

But that's ok, so are the rest of us.
Birdie
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Thanks a lot....Well, at least I have lots of company. LOL
Playmale
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OK Z...Ouch, those two gifs are painful to watch, especially the guy and the pole. That had to hurt like hell!

Rocco, I don't see anything wrong with the picture of all the girls showing their boobs.

Is it that the one didn't get her top all the way open?
Is it that half the girls in the room were blocked by the first row?
Maybe the failure is the girl in white oogling the girl on the left?
Is it simply that I wasn't the one taking that photo?

I'm going with option D
Zafia
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OK Z...Ouch, those two gifs are painful to watch, especially the guy and the pole. That had to hurt like hell!



I know!!...I was like OMG!! when I first saw it.....he is probably still in the hospital as we speak....LOL!
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OK Z...Ouch, those two gifs are painful to watch, especially the guy and the pole. That had to hurt like hell!

Rocco, I don't see anything wrong with the picture of all the girls showing their boobs.

Is it that the one didn't get her top all the way open?
Is it that half the girls in the room were blocked by the first row?
Maybe the failure is the girl in white oogling the girl on the left?
Is it simply that I wasn't the one taking that photo?

I'm going with option D


My guesses were:

The girl on the far left was smaller than the others in the front row.

OR

The girl on the far left has nice sized girls AND they are real (the one next to her looks a bit jealous that she didn't need augmentation)

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I just wanted to contribute. This is some funny stuff.XCzpXhNm1rlgoYnw
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WellMadeMale
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Hope he's already fathered offspring (if that was in his life's goals)
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Primal
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Chef, I think its probably a combination of tight underwear and drinking lots of fluids or maybe dehydration and/or upset stomach.

Whatever it is, its fuckin nappy. *stabs eye with a pencil*


In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
LunarVenom
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LOL That guy's shoe fell off!!!
Quick Zafia, steal it!! I'll further distract him by throwing pencils at him!!! (Got that idea from Primal)
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In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
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Maybe not Necho. Wonder if you're going so fast that you'd hit it just fine.
As you can see our house we had on the beach had one and it did just fine.
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