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nicola
Matriarch
How about:

"That man, he's done it again"



My attempt:

"Why is my husband always putting that horrible mayonnaise and mustard in my beer fridge?"
Woman
Active Ink Slinger
"What shall we have for dinner? Oh neato! Beer-tinis!!"
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Guest
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OH ,,,HE'S REALLY GONNA GET IT NOW!
Guest
Lurker
MMMMMMM Beer!!!
Bunny12
Active Ink Slinger
I am gonna beat his ass when he gets home!!!

Notice she's taking off her gloves to get ready to smack his naughty ass LOL
Bunny12


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Algol
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Oh... I forgot its poker night !
Algol
Guest
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His family is coming, I hope there's enough.

(Then she got into that car and drove away, never to return.)
Guest
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"I wonder if I can fit that bottle neck somewhere; hope the neighbours are watching that would be fun"
Guest
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I am gonna beat his ass when he gets home!
Guest
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"Working late again my ass, that prick! Now lets see, four for the pool boy, 2 for the gardener, and oh yes, Timmy's sleep over."
Guest
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welll,well,well, i thinks i'll try one of dads beers.
LunarVenom
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Quote by HoneyBee000
"I wonder if I can fit that bottle neck somewhere; hope the neighbours are watching that would be fun"
Guest
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Damn it Jim! I told you thousands of times that I don't like beer! If you want to stock up on beer, GET YOUR OWN FUCKING FRIDGE!!!!!!!
Guest
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Oh Dear, there is no variety in this fridge, does this man never go to the international beer brands section.
Guest
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That's the fridge stocked up for the football team coming over, now all I've got to do is get the sexy underwear on ready
nomoremrslonely
Rookie Scribe
"IF I HAVE TO FUCK HIM AGAIN, I BETTER START DRINKING NOW"
Guest
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A Geez, he's gonna get all beered up and here we go again! I'll never get any sleep tonight!
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Quote by nomoremrslonely
"IF I HAVE TO FUCK HIM AGAIN, I BETTER START DRINKING NOW"
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
thepainter
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oops, test failed
Insert typical super smart ass comment courtesy of thepainter here.
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Such good ones! Keep going.