I was howling with laughter when I finished this, in the best possible way. Never in my life have I read such lurid descriptions of not only sex, but every body part involved in the whole shebang.
If you like your kinks with a healthy dose of irreverent humour and cracking descriptions, then check out this gem from AlaskanDevil.
This story was awesome. Well deserved and congratulations!
My last published story: Ho For The Holidays
A well-deserved EP. A breezy, light narrative voice, and some genuinely funny as fuck one-liners to complement the endless stream of inventive similes. Fabulous stuff.
Please browse my digital bookshelf. In this collection, you can find 117 full stories, 10 micro-stories, and 2 poems with the following features:
* 30 Editor's Picks, 75 Recommended Reads.
* 16 competition podium places, 11 other times in the top ten.
* 22 collaborations.
* A whole heap of often filthy, tense, hot sex.
Congratulations! 
:worship: Keep these amazing stories coming!
Congratulations, AD, and thanks for the laughs. This story was brilliant and genuinely funny, not an easy thing to accomplish in erotica!
Absolutely amazingly written story. Had me laughing many times.
Recommended Reads: Amy's Mom (NEW!) | Dick Job I Pork by Northwest
Top stories: Skiing with Keith and Kate | The Reunion | Lewd Beach | A Hole New World
Newest: Midlife Resurgence: Piñas Coladas
Series: Summer Cockbuster | Midlife Renewal | It's A Date | Becoming A Man | Contagion
