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Quote by CiaoBitches
I think a "Humor" category would be great.
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http://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_topics13_Humor.aspx
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Divine Rapscallion
Quote by CiaoBitches
I think a "Humor" category would be great.
You can find humorous stories -- or at least stories the author thinks are humorous -- by entering "humor" under Stories in the Search pulldown in the top bar.
Here are some of my favorites to help you get started:
Cupid's Arrow by NobeUddy
HOW HUMANS DO IT: A Fish-Eye View of Sex by RumpleForeskin
The Paper Bag Girl by Fugly
And finally, one that may fit in the "at least the author thinks it's humorous" category...
The Secret Life of Bellingham Sam by, well, me.
Maggie R
Quote by magnificent1rascalQuote by CiaoBitches
I think a "Humor" category would be great.
You can find humorous stories -- or at least stories the author thinks are humorous -- by entering "humor" under Stories in the Search pulldown in the top bar.
Here are some of my favorites to help you get started:
Cupid's Arrow by NobeUddy
HOW HUMANS DO IT: A Fish-Eye View of Sex by RumpleForeskin
The Paper Bag Girl by Fugly
And finally, one that may fit in the "at least the author thinks it's humorous" category...
The Secret Life of Bellingham Sam by, well, me.
Hehe. Good list, you Rascal, and I agree with the inclusion of your own story. It's funny and brilliant, in my humble opinion.
Here's another one I think is humourous.
Those Naughty Spanking Phone Calls
Oh wait, here is another one!
The Affair, Part the Second
Alpha Blonde
Nothing critical or urgent, but just a general thought....
It would be awesome if we could turn off the status updates showing up in our profile feeds from the forum games section. For some people who post in there every 30 seconds for hours on end, it can quickly clog all their friend's status feeds.
As much as I like to stay "in the know" about who would fuck whom, and all the things they would say and do to the avatar above them... I think that those posts tend to be fairly repetitive and probably don't need to be included in status updates.
It would be awesome if we could turn off the status updates showing up in our profile feeds from the forum games section. For some people who post in there every 30 seconds for hours on end, it can quickly clog all their friend's status feeds.
As much as I like to stay "in the know" about who would fuck whom, and all the things they would say and do to the avatar above them... I think that those posts tend to be fairly repetitive and probably don't need to be included in status updates.
Matriarch
That should be quite easy to do D_D. I'll point Gav in this direction.
Active Ink Slinger
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Nothing critical or urgent, but just a general thought....
It would be awesome if we could turn off the status updates showing up in our profile feeds from the forum games section. For some people who post in there every 30 seconds for hours on end, it can quickly clog all their friend's status feeds.
As much as I like to stay "in the know" about who would fuck whom, and all the things they would say and do to the avatar above them... I think that those posts tend to be fairly repetitive and probably don't need to be included in status updates.
That would be me DD.. I've often worried that I annoyed my friends with that. My apologies! Sincerely.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Alpha Blonde
Quote by lafayettemisterQuote by Dancing_Doll
Nothing critical or urgent, but just a general thought....
It would be awesome if we could turn off the status updates showing up in our profile feeds from the forum games section. For some people who post in there every 30 seconds for hours on end, it can quickly clog all their friend's status feeds.
As much as I like to stay "in the know" about who would fuck whom, and all the things they would say and do to the avatar above them... I think that those posts tend to be fairly repetitive and probably don't need to be included in status updates.
That would be me DD.. I've often worried that I annoyed my friends with that. My apologies! Sincerely.
Aw, don't worry, you're not the only one... hehe
It's not that big of a deal, but if it's easy to correct, then why not. Continue posting though... I don't want to slow the train down.
Active Ink Slinger
Is it possible to create a new section in the Forums? Something relating to sexual health, health and sex (two possible titles)?
I was in the Think Tank this morning reading over Men Faking it, and thought that that topic should not be there. But it is a serious topic, and one to think about... so it does belong there. But it doesn't belong there. Can you see how that vicious cycle went on???
That way, topics relating to ones overall health, sexual health, emotional states/complications relating to sex, sex before/after an operation, STD's, condom comparisons, menstruation issues and complaints, can all be put together.
I was in the Think Tank this morning reading over Men Faking it, and thought that that topic should not be there. But it is a serious topic, and one to think about... so it does belong there. But it doesn't belong there. Can you see how that vicious cycle went on???
That way, topics relating to ones overall health, sexual health, emotional states/complications relating to sex, sex before/after an operation, STD's, condom comparisons, menstruation issues and complaints, can all be put together.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Wild at Heart
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Is it possible to create a new section in the Forums? Something relating to sexual health, health and sex (two possible titles)?
I was in the Think Tank this morning reading over Men Faking it, and thought that that topic should not be there. But it is a serious topic, and one to think about... so it does belong there. But it doesn't belong there. Can you see how that vicious cycle went on???
That way, topics relating to ones overall health, sexual health, emotional states/complications relating to sex, sex before/after an operation, STD's, condom comparisons, menstruation issues and complaints, can all be put together.
Woman woman woman........ You know I respect your opinions but how are STDs and menstrual issues gonna keep vaginas from drying up and penises from going limp exactly? Plus I don't think lushies need to worry about getting STDs... I'm sure their computers are the only ones in danger of getting a virus when they cyber each other without protection.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Magical_felixQuote by Woman
Is it possible to create a new section in the Forums? Something relating to sexual health, health and sex (two possible titles)?
I was in the Think Tank this morning reading over Men Faking it, and thought that that topic should not be there. But it is a serious topic, and one to think about... so it does belong there. But it doesn't belong there. Can you see how that vicious cycle went on???
That way, topics relating to ones overall health, sexual health, emotional states/complications relating to sex, sex before/after an operation, STD's, condom comparisons, menstruation issues and complaints, can all be put together.
Woman woman woman........ You know I respect your opinions but how are STDs and menstrual issues gonna keep vaginas from drying up and penises from going limp exactly? Plus I don't think lushies need to worry about getting STDs... I'm sure their computers are the only ones in danger of getting a virus when they cyber each other without protection.
*weeps uncontrollably... oh the hormones you ARSE!!!! I am afterall carrying your friggen cyber-baby!!!! Don't you care???? *weep weep weep*
Wait. It might not be yours.
Oh pee on a stick!!! I must get all the ISP address of all the people I cybered... the women posing as men... need not worry.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Wild at Heart
Quote by WomanQuote by Magical_felixQuote by Woman
Is it possible to create a new section in the Forums? Something relating to sexual health, health and sex (two possible titles)?
I was in the Think Tank this morning reading over Men Faking it, and thought that that topic should not be there. But it is a serious topic, and one to think about... so it does belong there. But it doesn't belong there. Can you see how that vicious cycle went on???
That way, topics relating to ones overall health, sexual health, emotional states/complications relating to sex, sex before/after an operation, STD's, condom comparisons, menstruation issues and complaints, can all be put together.
Woman woman woman........ You know I respect your opinions but how are STDs and menstrual issues gonna keep vaginas from drying up and penises from going limp exactly? Plus I don't think lushies need to worry about getting STDs... I'm sure their computers are the only ones in danger of getting a virus when they cyber each other without protection.
*weeps uncontrollably... oh the hormones you ARSE!!!! I am afterall carrying your friggen cyber-baby!!!! Don't you care???? *weep weep weep*
Wait. It might not be yours.
Oh pee on a stick!!! I must get all the ISP address of all the people I cybered... the women posing as men... need not worry.
Of course it's not mine, LOL woman. You can't get pregnant from cyber anal.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Magical_felixQuote by WomanQuote by Magical_felix
Woman woman woman........ You know I respect your opinions but how are STDs and menstrual issues gonna keep vaginas from drying up and penises from going limp exactly? Plus I don't think lushies need to worry about getting STDs... I'm sure their computers are the only ones in danger of getting a virus when they cyber each other without protection.
*weeps uncontrollably... oh the hormones you ARSE!!!! I am afterall carrying your friggen cyber-baby!!!! Don't you care???? *weep weep weep*
Wait. It might not be yours.
Oh pee on a stick!!! I must get all the ISP address of all the people I cybered... the women posing as men... need not worry.
Of course it's not mine, LOL woman. You can't get pregnant from cyber anal.
Bloody hell.
I must stop listening to those rumours!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
I think we could use a banner on the front page showing how many stories are available, which would be updated as each story is verified. Sort of like the odometer on a car. Is that possible? Or something that shows how many new ones are added each day?
How many stories are there here, anyway?
How many stories are there here, anyway?
Matriarch
Interesting idea, the story count. I prefer quality over quantity though, but I can see the value in it.
There are 15 stories to a page, 703 pages looking at the footer on the front page, so approx 10,545 stories currently.
There are 15 stories to a page, 703 pages looking at the footer on the front page, so approx 10,545 stories currently.
Code Monkey
Quote by Dancing_DollQuote by lafayettemisterQuote by Dancing_Doll
Nothing critical or urgent, but just a general thought....
It would be awesome if we could turn off the status updates showing up in our profile feeds from the forum games section. For some people who post in there every 30 seconds for hours on end, it can quickly clog all their friend's status feeds.
As much as I like to stay "in the know" about who would fuck whom, and all the things they would say and do to the avatar above them... I think that those posts tend to be fairly repetitive and probably don't need to be included in status updates.
That would be me DD.. I've often worried that I annoyed my friends with that. My apologies! Sincerely.
Aw, don't worry, you're not the only one... hehe
It's not that big of a deal, but if it's easy to correct, then why not. Continue posting though... I don't want to slow the train down.
D_D actually this is probably a useful feature to add as a default for all. What if we aggregated up all the posts for the same user in the same thread within the hour? This would apply to all topics not just the who's fucking who one.
Thoughts?
Alpha Blonde
Quote by gavQuote by Dancing_DollQuote by lafayettemisterQuote by Dancing_Doll
Nothing critical or urgent, but just a general thought....
It would be awesome if we could turn off the status updates showing up in our profile feeds from the forum games section. For some people who post in there every 30 seconds for hours on end, it can quickly clog all their friend's status feeds.
As much as I like to stay "in the know" about who would fuck whom, and all the things they would say and do to the avatar above them... I think that those posts tend to be fairly repetitive and probably don't need to be included in status updates.
That would be me DD.. I've often worried that I annoyed my friends with that. My apologies! Sincerely.
Aw, don't worry, you're not the only one... hehe
It's not that big of a deal, but if it's easy to correct, then why not. Continue posting though... I don't want to slow the train down.
D_D actually this is probably a useful feature to add as a default for all. What if we aggregated up all the posts for the same user in the same thread within the hour? This would apply to all topics not just the who's fucking who one.
Thoughts?
That would work great for the forum games section, but sometimes there is a hot argument (errr... I mean debate) that I'm following closely in other parts of the forum (ie. the Tank), and I like seeing when someone makes a new post. Often there can be a flurry of posts within the same hour by the same 3-4 people. Not a big deal though. If I'm in the thick of it, I'll likely be watching that section of the forum anyway and not waiting to be alerted to it in my status feed. Although to be fair, I'm sure that I have my share of 'friends' that get annoyed seeing my string of "Doll posted in the Gun Thread" 10 times within the same hour.
Hmm... aggregate away! Maybe that's the better option after all.
Great thinking! Thanks Gav!
Wild at Heart
Probably way too complicated for what it's worth but I also like to see what my friends are posting without having to click on their profile everytime. (Yes I understand how this could be extreme laziness) The word game lushies tend to clog up everything and that's cool, word game it up, it's fun. But what I think would be cool is if we could select which friends showed up in the recent activity. There could be a page in the setting with all of our friends and they can have a box by them for us to check if we want to see them in our friends recent activity. To me that would be a nice way to filter things.
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Magical_felix
Probably way too complicated for what it's worth but I also like to see what my friends are posting without having to click on their profile everytime. (Yes I understand how this could be extreme laziness) The word game lushies tend to clog up everything and that's cool, word game it up, it's fun. But what I think would be cool is if we could select which friends showed up in the recent activity. There could be a page in the setting with all of our friends and they can have a box by them for us to check if we want to see them in our friends recent activity. To me that would be a nice way to filter things.
So, basically you want to stalk certain members? lol I can definitely see the value of this, though I don't have much need for it personally, since I limit my friends list to people I communicate with on a regular basis.
Wild at Heart
Quote by JebruQuote by Magical_felix
Probably way too complicated for what it's worth but I also like to see what my friends are posting without having to click on their profile everytime. (Yes I understand how this could be extreme laziness) The word game lushies tend to clog up everything and that's cool, word game it up, it's fun. But what I think would be cool is if we could select which friends showed up in the recent activity. There could be a page in the setting with all of our friends and they can have a box by them for us to check if we want to see them in our friends recent activity. To me that would be a nice way to filter things.
So, basically you want to stalk certain members? lol I can definitely see the value of this, though I don't have much need for it personally, since I limit my friends list to people I communicate with on a regular basis.
Stalking is LOLerific isn't it jebru ;)
But you're right. It would make it easier for me to stalk fugly. That's the real reason. Love you fugs!
Active Ink Slinger
Is there an easier way I am not seeing in deleting some of the comments posted on my profile? For is it possible to delete numerous posts in one go???
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Code Monkey
No Woman, there is not facility to bulk delete your friends comments.
Are they really that terrible
Are they really that terrible
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by gav
No Woman, there is not facility to bulk delete your friends comments.
Are they really that terrible
But of course!!! None of them send me salt n' vinegar chips!!!!
It is really not an issue, I like getting the ones I get. Only when I go to my phone to check out recent activities and to see if there is anything that I can mock... it just...well... the pictures you see... For I go to my profile and just use my recent activity down on the left hand side of the screen.
Ummm... Can there be a way to bulk delete things? There's no harm in asking right??? *crosses fingers and winces
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Matriarch
I'd like shoulder rub Tuesdays, and foot massage Thursdays.
Is that really too much to ask?
Is that really too much to ask?
Active Ink Slinger
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I'd like shoulder rub Tuesdays, and foot massage Thursdays.
Is that really too much to ask?
Not at all!!! There is this little Chinese man who does them about ten metres away from my house. He gives the most superb head, shoulder and back massage... and his son? Fantastic reflexology foot massages. That family I tell you... hands like magic!!!! I get tired of massages actually so I stopped going everyday. Come visit. I'll take you every day and make sure you get a discount!!!!
I am sorry to tell you... they are closed in two weeks though. So you could not get one daily let alone the days you requested. Just so you know.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Matriarch
Sounds marvellous. I became quite addicted, I used to go once a week to a Chinese massage clinic not far from work. At $60 a session though, I soon realised that I should cut it back to times when I really needed it.
Being in China, it is probably a tenth of that price for an hour, if not less?
Being in China, it is probably a tenth of that price for an hour, if not less?
Active Ink Slinger
Ummmm... yes. I think it works out to under five dollars for a 90minute massage and two dollars for a foot massage. Want to borrow my discount? I pay even less.
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Matriarch
I hate you! I mean, when are you free, I'd love to walk (some of) the great wall of China and enjoy the sights of the country.
Active Ink Slinger
LOL!!! there is part of the wall about a twenty minute drive from my apartment. It is by the statue in the mountains. Very pretty!!!!
*grins and puts her fingers together like Mister Burns.... just wait till I tell you about the facials...manicures and pedicures... and dentist costs!!!!
*grins and puts her fingers together like Mister Burns.... just wait till I tell you about the facials...manicures and pedicures... and dentist costs!!!!
Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.
Active Ink Slinger
I think this site is wonderful. A mix between Litereotca and Adult Friend finder. I'm sure their have been many "coming togethers" of members here. The way it's set up is easy to maneuver here. I would; however, like to see a "Sent file." When you write to several people it's hard to remember what you wrote. Also when you receive a reply, your other messages between you and the sendor can be seen below their reply. Thanks for asking for suggestions. JB
Cheers,
"JB"
"JB"